Pissing and Moaning (like Laverne and Shirley) |
Hi. It is hard to find time to get on my blog when I am The Chief in charge of: 1 human larva, 4 Cats, 2 Cars, 1 extremely dysfunctional rabble of in-laws that may detonate like ANF...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 19:24:00 GMT |
Tell Me What You Think Of This Dream... |
Have you ever been hurt really bad and...like, you feel no pain but just feel wet all over - and then you realize that you are swimming in your own blood?
Well, I...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:10:00 GMT |
Joyful Sorrow |
I am in a well-known 12 step recovery group. Recovery from what, you may ask... pretty much everything. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. So...Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Danger (ye...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:39:00 GMT |
Better Living Through Chemistry |
My cat, Suki, AKA 'Slab' is 23 pounds of learning-impaired housecat. She sticks one paw in the litterbox and still shits on the floor. I think I mentioned that I have to clean her nether regions with ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:34:00 GMT |
Anal Probing and Sleep Paralysis |
Today was the day of my yearly physical. I had 5 tubes of blood drawn (it took the nurse three sticks and some fishing to find a vein), an EKG, height and weight evaluation, my refl...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:53:00 GMT |
Bitching |
So, just another hard day of being MENTALLY ILL. First, I got up and checked my toothpaste for explosives, then I tiptoed my way into the main room to watch 'Robot Chicken' on TiVo....
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:00:00 GMT |
Internet Bad Neighborhood |
I am kicking back. Working at being MENTALLY ILL and taking care of my son, who just turned 1 last Friday. I heard that Chris Hansen from ’Dateline: NBC’ is doing a new ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:49:00 GMT |
On Methadone |
I don’t like how it says ’Post New Blog’ when what I really want to do is post to my existing blog. The way things are worded sometimes drives me crazy. I am just ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:29:00 GMT |
Broken Wings and Existence, interrupted. |
So, I go to my pain specialist and he pokes and prods me and takes an entire history of myself and my family. He says he must confer with one more doctor brfore prescribing the nece...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:26:00 GMT |
Fascinating Peak Experiences |
So, about 12 years ago, I had a peak drug experience. I ingested an indescriminate but large quantity of pure crystal meth and sat alone in a room with an aquarium. I have been hear...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:49:00 GMT |
