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The Dread Pirate Kickass!!!

About Me

I am the wild blue yonder. The front line in a never-ending battle between good and not-so-good. Together with my stalwart sidekick, and the magnanimous help of some other folks I know, we form the yin to villany's malevolent yang. Destiny has chosen us. Wicked men, you face The Dread Pirate kickass!The life of a superhero is a lonely one, filled with hardship and danger. The few who answer the call must leave comfort safety and often sanity behind. But someone's gotta stand the heat and stay in the kitchen! Someone's gotta don the oven mitts of all that's right and strangle the throat of all that's wrong! This is that someone's story.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck ass!People who don't lie.EDDIE BRAVO(that guy is sick!) Mark Hatmaker,Me at 23,FREAKAZOID!Jessica Rabbit,Joe Rogan,Gina Carano,Felice Herrig,Kevin Ross,Neil Patrick Harris,Bear Gryls,the person who invented the spork so I can liver kick that some bitch because I totally had that idea first!!

My Blog

Happiness is a habit!

   I realized this a few years ago that instead of continuing the family pattern I grew up with,I decided to shut up,Do the right things, and focus on the blessings in my life instead of wha...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:46:00 GMT

Elephants never forget but what about you?

Elephants may remember everything but human beings seem to readily forget some of the most important truths and realities of their lives. That forgetfullness is called "takins someone/something for gr...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:16:00 GMT

And thats how I roll !!!!!!!

Long ago I discovered that life is a day to day process. Life has its BMW(bitch,moan&whine)days, and it's days of joy. The bumper sticker that says SHIT happens is a reflection of reality. One of ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:57:00 GMT

To sleep perchance to not dream!

So ever sense I was a small child I have had trouble sleepin! I have learned to live with it But everyonce in a while I will dream very vividly this hasnt happen for years.Well now their back.I have a...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:34:00 GMT

What a fucktard!

As I sit here at my desk its 3:15am. On my last night liveing in Houston, still not completely packed. With another tooth bothering me, Ya I know.What else Is new! In the last 2weeks I have been ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:37:00 GMT

If she knew!!!!!!!!

If she knew how to fake normal?If she knew how to love?If she knew how to be their for someone?If she knew there was something wrong with her?If she knew that I always loved her no matter what?If she ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 17:21:00 GMT