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Cut out all the ropes and let me fall

NAME............................... Brian Amiss Sinks
PLACE OF ORIGIN ................... Uterus
SEX ............................... Yes
HEIGHT ............................ 1/905 of a mile
WEIGHT ............................ 40,960 drams
RACE .............................. Cracker
PHYSIOLOGICAL AGE ................. Twenty-Eight
PSYCHOLOGICAL AGE ................. Eighty Seven
HAIR .............................. in places
EYES .............................. Like a Beholder
TEETH ............................. Needle like
OCCUPATION ........................ Marauder of Antiquities
RELIGION .......................... Old Time (Zalgo)

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