THE SHENANIGANS TOUR |
This just in, Rapture's latest tour, THE SHENANIGANS TOUR, is coming to a venue near you, and by near you i mean somewhere near Grand Prairie, Alberta. That's right, our one-night-only tour is set to ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:54:00 GMT |
Rapture is in some hot water |
Due to a copyright infringment lawsuit from Little Ceasears, we will be changing our slogan from the previous 'Rapture: Hot and Ready' to the more detailed replacement, 'Rapture: Shitting on faces sin...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:27:00 GMT |
CLASSIC old bio |
... After slaying the dragon and fucking every maiden in sight, Rapture set afoot to search for their next big adventure when suddenly the ground beneath them gave way and they found themselves in an ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 08:13:00 GMT |
The Rapture Thanksgiving |
When this time of the year rolls around, like it usually seems to do, Rapture takes some time to give thanks for all the wonderful things that have happened to us. Like the time we leveled up 12 times...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:31:00 GMT |
When Rapture Rules the World |
The other day while in the shower, attempting to remove the stench to a days worth of pillaging and child abuse, I found myself reflecting on Rapture's quick and effort-less rise to fame. Becoming as ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:34:00 GMT |
Band Bio |
We were gonna write a band bio, but then we realised... If you are reading this, you already know about the rapture.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:11:00 GMT |
