Dick in My Hand in a Tree Lined with Ants |
so, we spoke close to cum
with a thumb up your spot
and one in your ass.
i suprised you with that one.
the smell of the needles, prickling my balls,
took me high, close to heaven,
like an a...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 16:10:00 GMT |
A Pledge of Grievance |
to pledge allegiance
is a drag.
it defines lack of taste in america.
it is quite of revolting.
it makes me think of the klan
having a picnic
in the mud
with stained white hoodies
killing bu...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 22:02:00 GMT |
An Excerpt: "Life's a One Wiper" |
...i kept things in perspective and managed to experience a really nice sense of growth in place of what could easily have been emotional ruin. "you gotta check yo'self befo' you wreck yo'self." there...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:25:00 GMT |
Pick-ups and Closers |
"the intellectual"...
pick-up: so, have you read mien kampf?
closer: well, it's like my boy hitler said, "retards are a burden. we should just kill them all." and faggots...let...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 19:58:00 GMT |
Assignment for L'Idiot |
apparantly, there exists a video of "chyna", one of the g.l.o.w. (for the laymen land lubbers that's "gorgeous ladies of wrestling") in the wwe, having happy coital relations with some beefy muscleman...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 21:04:00 GMT |
Adolescent Midget and the North American Synchronized Knitting Team |
i'm always waking up in the corner of some mysterious warehouse. it's not depressing, really...just damned disorienting. this warehouse is not abandoned. it is full of thin...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:29:00 GMT |
Discovery of the Cooter Tooth |
confession: my game has no rules. i do not subscribe to some shcedule of calling a girl i might be interested in. i do realize, however, that some people are repelled by such a lack of, is the word, u...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 08:56:00 GMT |
Clean My Room, Please: Can This Blog Launder My Skibbies? |
blogging is less than it's cracked up to be. is there a function to this part of my life...the blogging part? i wonder how many "myspacers" think of genocide while blogging. per...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 14:23:00 GMT |
