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Bartender for hire

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About Me

well, I thought about the army Dad said, "Son, you're f*****g high" and I thought, "yeah, there's a first for everything" so I took my old man's advice three sad semesters it was only 15 grand spent in bed I thought about the army I dropped out and joined a band insteadgrew a moustache and a mullet got a job at Chick-fil-A citing artistic differences the band broke up in May and in June reformed without me and they got a different name I nuked another grandma's apple pie and hung my head in shame oh noI've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot todaywoah, I think I'll write a screenplay woah, I think I'll take it to L.A. woah, I think I'll get it done yesterdayAlright, here we go 1 2 1 2 3keep it upin this time of introspection on the eve of my election I say to my reflection (audience) God, please spare me more rejection! cause my peers they criticize me and my ex-wives all despise me trying to put it all behind me but my redneck past is nipping at my heelsI've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I thought about your mommygreat singing! yeah music layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

There are only a very few people I would like to meet. Morrissey, Robert Smith, Elvis Costello, Ben Folds, and maybe just maybe.......you will have to get to know me better before you find out who else ............................................................ ............................................................ .....................I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettesOkay, I want a girl that smells the coffee I want a girl who spills the wine I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite defineI want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

My Blog

Back up on the Sea Dragon.......

Here I am up on the Sea Dragon yet again to write my latest installment in what I am finding to be a very therapeutic exercise, even if it is an exercise in futility.  God knows what is really go...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Sad sad sad

Another wek, another installment from yours truly, I have an insane amount of thoughts going through my brain as of late and I find that blogging has become by far, my bst outlet, not only can I rambl...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:58:00 GMT

thoughts abound

I am probably writing this from one of the strangest places to be typing a blog ( the top seat of the Sea Dragon). But I guess in many ways there couldn't be a more fitting place to type something lik...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:13:00 GMT