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About Me

-- December --
:[adjective]:
Sexually Stunning

What to say...What to say...Well...It's kind of hard to describe me. I have heard out going, easy to get along with, Hard working, fun, cute, adorable etc...etc...But I would rather you be the judge. If you meet me and like me, AWESOME! If you meet me and don't like me, AWESOME! Probably didn't need you in my life anyway.
I do NOT deal with drama, racism and/or slutty-whore-bags ( but my roommates like whore bags so you might still stand a chance). Just don't expect to ask to borrow my clothes or anything without getting a cigarette flicked at your eye sockets.
oh...and if you are a band you probably didn't read this disclaimer anyways:
1. DO NOT hit the add button unless you are seriously going to talk to me. I am not a fucking number on your friends list.
2. DO NOT post huge fucking banners on my shit. When my computer loads slow because of such stupid shit; you will be DELETED. Besides, a band that really wants to make it will take the time to hit the goddamn sizing button on photoshop.
3. You Should probably talk to me ...thats always a good indicator that the bands are really into their "fans" and what their "fans" really think of them.
ADD ME ON AOL INSTANT MESSENGER : SEXECEM OR MSN : [email protected]

My Interests

CHECK OUT MY BOYFRIEND DUSTIN...PRETTY BAD ASS

I'd like to meet:

Music:

ASK ME, cuz I am too fucking lazy to list them all.

Movies:

boobies and blood baby!!!

Television:

Dexter, CSI Las Vegas and anything I find comical at the time

Books:

I wish I had more time in the day to sit and read

Heroes:

MY MOTHER....THE STAY PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN...AND

My Blog

Things That Get

Things That GetWay More Fun WhenYou Add a "G"to Them.BY BRIAN CASE- - - -orangutangceiling fangmegatongmango a mango combatsmoking bangAttila the Hung...
Posted by December ™ on Sat, 17 May 2008 06:43:00 PST

Dogs and Cats

The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!1...
Posted by December ™ on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:06:00 PST

Darvaz: The Door to Hell

This place in Uzbekistan is called by locals "The Door to Hell". It is situated near the small town of Darvaz. The story of this place lasts already for 35 years. Once the geologists were drilling for...
Posted by December ™ on Sat, 10 May 2008 05:56:00 PST

JOSHUA HOFFINE

Is an amazing photographer . Check out more of his work at : http://joshuahoffine.com/splash.html...
Posted by December ™ on Sat, 10 May 2008 05:34:00 PST

5 Rules for Men

5 Rules for Men FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's import...
Posted by December ™ on Thu, 08 May 2008 02:04:00 PST

Object Gender

These are great can you think of any more?FREEZER BAGSThey are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.PHOTOCOPIERSThese are female, because once turned off; it takes...
Posted by December ™ on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:58:00 PST

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University ofWashington chemistry mid-term.The answer by one student was so ’profound’ thatthe professo...
Posted by December ™ on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:02:00 PST

Tim Burton

Early lifeBurton was born in Burbank, California, the first of two sons to Bill Burton and Jean Erickson. His year of birth is sometimes mistakenly given as 1960, most notably in his own books, The Me...
Posted by December ™ on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:41:00 PST

HAHA Youtube is FUNNY

So I was searching flyleaf on youtube and I happened to glance down in the right hand corner. ITS A MIRACLE!...
Posted by December ™ on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:47:00 PST

LOW DOWN on governemnt SHUTDOWN

Impact of Government Shutdown Questions and AnswersCommon Questions and AnswersEDUCATION1. Will my child's school still be open?Public Schools are not required to close during a state government shutd...
Posted by December ™ on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:58:00 PST