Grammar Bitch |
If you don't want to piss me off, take this into account.Contractions and apostrophes can be difficult, but if you aren't retarded you should be able to get a handle on how they work. I am going to ta...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:54:00 GMT |
Mix it up |
Sam and I are at a house in one of the more wooded parts of Shoreline, and we are going to do something tonight, but first he has to go home and do chores. So he gets on the trolley to downtown, and w...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:45:00 GMT |
Motherisms |
Me: "Watch where you're going!"Mom: "You know what, you don't drive yet, so when you start driving, THAT'S when you can start criticizing!"Me: "You criticize movies, but you don't make films! (pause) ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:33:00 GMT |
Sleeping |
I had this dream between 9:00 and 11:00 this morning.I have traveled downtown on a bus with Stephanie. We are near the Central Library, waiting for Shanay and a bunch of her friends to meet us and tak...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:23:00 GMT |
What the hell? |
That is whack. As I can tell from this wonderful Facebook application, I have a widely appreciated personality paired with a horrific appearance, and I don't mind that at all. But I didn't even make t...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:23:00 GMT |
I am blonde right now. |
The bleach fucked my beautiful bang ringlets! D: This is extremely temporary mind you, my whole head will be purple in a matter of hours.Oh, and here's me after I brushed my hair out.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 07:09:00 GMT |
Dream Snippets From Last Night. |
My cousin Sarah gave me an assload of cigarettes which I planned to give to my smoker friends but was really bad at hiding from my mom.I hugged Stephie Cristol for a long time because she was graduati...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:56:00 GMT |
Why is everyone so skinny? Part deux |
I'm not sure if I've blogged about this specifically before, but I'm gonna do it now, just so everyone knows, because it's probably the worst thing ever.If you do or say the following things around me...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:38:00 GMT |
Why is everyone so skinny? |
It's freakin' me out, man.You're all so skinny.What the shit?I bet you guys have secret meetings, don't you.It seems like the kind of thing you'd do.I bet that's why you are all friends with each othe...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:23:00 GMT |
Tyson’s & my Unauthorized Sexy Post Office |
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Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:58:00 GMT |
