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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Only Jersey people can understand this. A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey." So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?" She replies "Middlesex." He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Freehold." Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Point Pleasant." Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?" "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown." The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!" Gotta love New Jersey!"

Movies:

BULLSHITTER: liar bullshit lie poser full of shit loser shit talker fake shit twat bs bull bullshit artist fibber idiot lies lier fraud asshole bollocks ...

Television:

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Books:

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