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About Me

When I jump into a pool of water I don't get wet, the water gets Brian Martined. Sometimes you can't get a single word out of me. Sometimes you can't get me to shut my mouth. I'm a little bit of everything but mostly a lot of something else.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a keen mental ability, an amusing trick, or someone with good food.

My Blog

Bruce Lee Quotes

1.Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive,but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it.If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclos...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:02:00 GMT

Schizoid

DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:LowSchizoid Disorder:ModerateSchizotypal Disorder:HighAntisocial Disorder:LowBorderline Disorder:LowHistrionic Disorder:LowNarcissistic Disorder:LowAvoidant Disorder:Lo...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 16:56:00 GMT

skullcandy

For the last two weeks I've been getting head-splitting headaches every day, it sucks. So bad it feels like my brain is bruised...like if I push on my forehead it hurts more. I find this very odd beca...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:11:00 GMT

food for thought (edited 12-18-07)!!

we live in a place where changes do not get made we dont make decisions here - we only react to situations the main hobby of men in developed countries is either to 'win' the property race or be stimu...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 12:13:00 GMT

Ill hoodwink you Pinks!

So I've been reading this book almost nonstop the last two days and wowI would've thought the authors have been brain scanning me my whole life without my knowledge and transcribed my thoughts into bo...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:07:00 GMT

aw I feel so loved

So I came home today after 3-4 days of absence and there were a couple dozen home made cookies on the counter. One had "B-Nasty" written with frosting, another read "Wu-Tang" and another with the "W" ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:04:00 GMT

is there a medical explaination for this?

my left ass cheek has felt damp the last two daysI've changed clothes and showered many times within this timeI'm confusedIf you see me feeling up my ass please don't think I'm too weird ok
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:34:00 GMT

Brians thought of the night

so people in my household are making a kinda big deal about me missing $85 from my walletme? I couldn't care less. I feel like I have a few less pieces of paper than I used to. To be even more accurat...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:12:00 GMT

last night

I jumped into a hot tub and my phone got friedso if you can't get a hold of me you'll know whygot punched in the eye by a high school girl who wouldn't chillshe later on fell to the ground passed out ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 14:51:00 GMT

verbal intercourse

I stand hereengulfed in an atmosphere of electromagnetic vibrationsfeeling like my life is a series of mathematical equationsin a waiting room debatingwith no hesitationthe moment a thought arises I t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:35:00 GMT