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Joe

Hell is other people- you, for example.

About Me

I grew up in Coventry, RI until about 20 when I moved to Providence into a place my roommates and I called the Castle. Wild parties ensued. Then I needed a real job, so I called a number I found in the paper and somehow ended up calling a Navy recruiting office. I entered the Navy on Sep. 12th, 1997 to be a part of what they called Advanced Electronics Computer Field. After almost 2 years of varying schools to learn to do my job I entered the Fleet as a Fire Controlman 3rd class. I specialized in the Phalanx Close-in Weapon System (CiWS for short). Basically a 4500 round per minute "lead laser" that actually fired depleted uranium or tungsten rounds. I also traveled around the Globe, managing to visit Cuba, Panama, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Chile, Antigua, Spain, France, Greece, Italy, Cyprus, Slovenia, Croatia, and Turkey before making it to Canada and Ireland on my own. Then I had the pleasure of a Gulf deployment where I visited Spain again (for the 4th time), Sicily, Turkey again, Jordan, The UAE, and Bahrain. After almost 10 years I got out of the Navy and moved to Raleigh, NC where I now work for Carolina Handling as a Field Service Technician. Basically it means I drive around in a gigantinormous red van full of tools and grease and do maintenance on, and repair fork lifts. In the pursuit of this, I managed to learn that 8500lb fork lifts are best stopped with the brakes provided instead of my left foot. I also learned that my left foot is incredibly tough and must now be registered as a deadly weapon.
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My Interests

If I gave away all the good parts, you wouldn't bother reading the book now would you?

I'd like to meet:

A few cool people in the Raleigh/Wendell area.




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Movies:


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Television:


Robot Chicken is hilarious!

Books:

I love to read, just don't get much chance to.

Heroes:

Al Gore! He is the DEFINITION of the word "Hypocrite", and he not only has the backing of the Americans he is stepping on to get what he wants, but receives the Nobel Peace Prize for using more electricity and producing more land fill waste and green house gases in ONE month than some small cities in a full year!! This guy _is_ what is all about to be a Capitalist.

My Blog

Maintenance Survey Stupidity

You are 22% High-Maintenance!You aren't high-maintenance at all.  You seem to be a pretty relaxed and easygoing person, and you don't expect others to cater to your whims.'How High-Maintenance ar...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:08:00 PST

Snow Globe Fun

This was too annoying on my main page, but some found morbid glee in it, so I have preserved it out of the way so that you may still abuse the elves.Adblock...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:00:00 PST

Marlboro Country

Funny depiction of what you have to look forward to every time you light up.  Kind of simplistic, really.  Almost too simplistic.  If dying was the only thing to fear about smoking, the...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:13:00 PST

Assassination VS Murder

I was just thinking about how much it would suck to be murdered.  Especially before I've had a shot at getting famous.  Then it occured to me; just how important would I have to be before I ...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:23:00 PST