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CUNT

If ignorance is bliss..Then the more ignorant you are the happier you will be.

About Me

I'M PREGNANT!!!

BIG AS A COW AND STILL SEXY!

I'M MARRIED TO A MAN MAKES REALLY BAG GUT FEELINGS AT HORSE RACES. A MAN WHO WILL GAG YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITHOUT EVER TOUCHING YOU. I AM MARRIED TO THE BIGGEST INDIE DORK. I LOVE MY HUBBY!A KID IS ON THE WAY...SCARY!!EVEN THOUGH SHE WILL MORE THAN LIKELY SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS TILL I GET MIGRANE HEAD ACHES FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND ASK FOR MONEY REAPEATEDLY FOR THE NEXT 18 TO FOREVER YEARS FROM NOW. EVEN IF SHE BRINGS HOME THE SNOTTIEST PUNK ASSHOLE TO MEET ME..I WILL LOVE HER REGARDLESS..AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HER! AS FOR THE BOY SHE BRINGS HOME...HE JUST BETTER BE BRAVE!I HAVE A SHIT JOB BUT IT PAYS THE BILLS...I DON'T EVEN NEED TO TELL YOU WHERE BECAUSE IT IS THAT SHITTY OF A JOB THAT IT DOSEN'T MATTER.I'M NOW SAVING MONEY TO GO TO SCHOOL FOR PROSTHETICS MAKE UP IN ORLANDO. IF I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT IT AT LEAST I'LL KNOW HOW TO PUT A BULLET HOLE IN MY HEAD WITHOUT ACTUALLY KILLING MYSELF. WHICH WOULD BE PRETTY SWEET.I TEND TO WATCH WAY MORE MOVIES THEN I SHOULD AND DEEPLY ANALYZE EACH ONE AT THE END.I AM WAY MORE INTO MUSIC THAN I USED TO BE AS FAR AS DIVERSITY GOES. I WILL BLAME THIS ON MY HUSBAND WHEN IT COME TO SOME BANDS. BUT THEN AGAIN BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT AND MOODY MOSTLY EVERYTHING IS HIS FAULT BY THIS POINT. I LOVE YOU DEAR!SO THAT IS ABOUT IT...FOR NOW AT LEAST BECAUSE SO I HAVE HEARD. "YOUR LIFE HAS JUST BEGUN, WAIT TILL THAT KID GETS HERE."HOT Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Trying to fart louder than my husband, Taking long baths with as many rubber ducks as I can fit in the tub, Smoke cigarrettes out of my nostrils, Smelling my armpits in public, Calling radom inmates and informing them that I am thier child, trying to eat 7 saltine crackers in 1 minute, Shaking champagne bottles and poping the cork at birds on the power lines. peeing in the snow, Taking items of less than 30 dollars value off the shelf and taking it to the customer service in exchange for the 30 dollars, putting super glue on public restroom door knobs, yanking girls weave out, hang my head out the window when driving down the interstate, laying on the floor and listening to conversations being held in the apt. below me....ect.

I'd like to meet:

MY DAUGHTER...

LONDON ?? LYVERS

Music:


My music taste changes so much but this is what I generally like...Modest Mouse, All That Remains, VNV Nation, MGMT, Hot Chip, Marilyn Manson, Foo Fighters, Tool, Combichrist, Skinny Puppy, Shadows Fall, Metallica, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Otep, Sex Pistols, Beastie Boys, Bloc Party, Pantera, (Old) Green Day, Rob Zombie, Benni Bennassi, The Smiths, Nick Cave, Bleeding Through, Bullet for my Valentine, Devotchka, Frank Sinatra, Gwar, Muse (Fave), Tears for Fears, Slayer, Suicide Commando, The Postal Service, Wupscut, Beck, Depeche Mode, The Cure, The Streets, The Flaming Lips, TV on The Radio, Arch Enemy, Dethklok...ect.

Movies:

The Mist, Juno, Walk Hard, Hedwig and the angry inch, Shoot em' up, American Psycho, Haggard, CKY 1-4, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Doors, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Dodgeball, Ace Ventura, Rules of Attraction, Billy Madison, Shawn of the Dead, The Shineing, Resident Evil 1&2, Nepoleon Dynamite, Zoolander, Freddy Got Fingered, Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Batman Begins, One Who Flew Over the CooCoos Nest, The Omen (Original), Star Warz, White Noise, Borat, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Night of the Living Dead, Labyrinth, The Corpse Bride, Donnie Darko, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, Clerks, Clerks II, Dracula, A Clockwork Orange, American History X, Lord of War, Harold and Kumar goes To White Castle, Nacho Libre, Crash, An American Haunting, Cabin Fever, Evil Dead, Talladega Nights, Princess Bride, Fight Club, Dumb and Dumber, IT, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Stealing Harvard, Young Frankenstien, Full Metal Jacket, Old School, Natural Born Killers, Garden State, Caddy Shack, The Boondock Saints, Half Baked, Land of the Dead, Kill Bill, Evil Dead, Resivor Dogs, Holy Grail, Detroit Rock City, The Wedding Singer, Texas Chainsaw Massacre...

Television:

Family Guy, Morel Orel, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, American Dad, Futurama, Metalocalypse, Surivor, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, How its made, Full Metal Alchemist, The Colbert Report, Mad TV, Comedy Central Presents, Sarah Silverman Program, My Name is Earl, ER, The Amazing Race...

Heroes:

My momma! My Hubby! and I am totally a hero aren't I?? Yeah..Yeah..I am totally my own hero! Suck it!

My Blog

Theres a baby around the corner and she is playing peek a boo...

Well this is it I'm stareing labor and delivery in the face.  I never pictured myself as a mother.  Never thought I would be any good at being a parent.  Now I don't really have the cho...
Posted by CUNT on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:33:00 PST