About Me
1. I am the best person in the world/galaxy/universe/ and of your dreams. 2. I cry when people don’t like me, not really I just laugh at them. 3. I love everyone, except those who I hate. 4. I’m a ninja. 5. I am not fat, just a bag of exciting fun. 6. Every time I smile a baby is born because, I’m just that good. 7. I like lightning. 8. I will talk to anyone and everyone. 9. I am obnoxiously out going. 10. I wish I could fly but then again who doesn’t. 11. Even when you’re not thinking of me you really are…… 12. I AM VERY GENTEL! 13. I like to have silly crazy fun. 14. Being bored makes me want to kill my self in an unpleasant way. 15. Naked dancing is the only dancing. 16. I’m not gay I just like acing it to freak people out. 17. Alcohol and bud are the two best things ever!.!.!.! 18. I have a 2007 Mustang GT, that is all me right there. 19. I’m a silly person but can get angry if necessary. 20. Monkeys are one of the best animals ever… 21. Sushi blows. 22. I like cheese. 23. I can BBQ. 24. Santa stole my x-box. 25. Bunny’s do nothing for society an should die just like some races, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! 26. Sex is fantastic, blowjobs are just as amazing. 27. I am Batman also. 28. I have an abnormally large penis…in my dreams….. 29. I actually can’t believe your still reading this nonsense. 30. What happens at the hotel, stays at the hotel! 31. Teasing is not fair.....fuckin females... 32. I shot bugs bunny in the face. 33. Not everything tastes like chicken! 34. This is SPARTA!!!! 35. I do not fear death at high speeds with a black man driving...Greg... 36. Drunken minds speak sober hearts...then the party really starts! 37. I like to party naked! 38. I live my life to the fullest…. 39 I am not god…but I’m the closest thing to him… 40. Just when you think you know what im going to do…you don’t 41. I would most definitely have sex with my self. 42 To sum up my life in one word……Amazing… 43. I believe all things fall apart, just to be rebuilt. 44. I love Coffee 45. I AM LEGEND...just think about it an you'll agree...46. My frends are the best 47. The magic 8 ball lies!!! 48. I can't die untill I decide so, chew on that one Jesus! 49. I am a wizard...when i play pretend, which i dont do anymore. . . 50. I like talking to my self except when i start having arguments...then it gets strange. 51. I hope by now you realize im not all there. 52. And if you enjoyed reading this your just as bad as me so hey we should be friends haha. 53. But really if your still reading this get a life. 54. And even though i just made fun of you, your still reading 55. your a sad, sad person 56. I feel bad for your life 57. lalalalala, your a homo. 58. lol, i know your still reading to 59. ok im gonna end this befor you hurt your self because your just rediculous 60. Bye.....
