hey there. i'm chris from twenty minutes into the future. chris stepped out for a bit. just watching his myspace. he's got a a lot of friends on here. not like in my time.
"what's up man."
just looking at your myspace
"you hacked my page?"
.....no
"yeah you did, your changing shit right now."
like what?
"like everything we're saying."
really???
"yeah really. knock it off."
.
....no.
"fuckin little shit..."
BANG..THUD.."howdolikemyfistonyourdickasshole"..THUD.TUHD..W
HACK..SLAP..trythatwheni'mlookingdickhead..CRASH..BOP..
THUD.BOMP.."fuckinmissed"..WHACK..SOCK..UNK.UNK.UNK..shitfuc
k..*cough.*cough*..CRUNCH..
YIPE!!!.."trymychainsawassho.VVVVEEERRRRRRRRRR..VVVERRRRRRRR
RRR*slosh*RRR
RRRRR*slosh*RRRRRohgodmyfuckingleg!!!!!VVVVEERRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRR"howyoulikemenowfucktar"RRRRRRRRRR..VVVEERRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRR.rrrrrrrrrrr.rrr.rr.rr.r.rr.rr.r..r"holy shit. i fuckin just... holy shit..... what the fuck....
money .... money, BABY GET IN THE CAR!!!!"
and the morel of the story, don't talk to me. ever.
let me talk to you. just sit there politely.
make no sudden movements. politely laugh when possible.
then, when i have finished, RUUUUUUN!!!!! RUN FOR THE FUCKIN HILLS YOU STUPID SHIT!!! AREYOUFUCKINCRAZYYOUDUMBFUCKJUSTRUNDON'TREAD!!!!RUNASSHO.BAN
G!!......
areyoustillreading??
goway.gowaynow.
the funny thing is i really am this crazy.
the scary part is i'm RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!
