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The Crazy Naked Bloodied Up Scotsman

I am here for Friends

About Me

i figured it was time for a bit of change up in this bitch, so here we go. i read comics, watch movies, and play video games. i work as a disc jockey at a radio station in john day. i love my job and hate vegetables. i have a tendency to "geek out" when in the presence of other nerds. whether it be about comics or D&D, i'll talk for hours... even if the person shows no actual interest in the subject. i once brought home a drifter and talked about comics for 5 hours. i was kind of expecting someone to burst into the room, just to yell, "NERD!!!". it would have been a fitting end.Never trust a man who, when left alone with a tea cozy, does not try it on.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a nice dame to try thwarting my plans of world domination. they must be able to dispatch countless minions, henchmen and numbered underlings. super powers are a must. having a pansy ass sidekick is a plus. tights or spandex are not required. serious inquiries only.

My Blog

Quick little zombie story.

some of the storiesĀ and thoughts in my head are louder than others. these ones often need written out for me to understand them. very few of them, i feel, are worth a damn. i'm not sure about this one...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 13:51:00 GMT

a finished story of Dean

this is something that i started yesterday while still at work. it wasn't finished so i brought it home. now it has an ending. i decided i liked the character Dean. i'm not sure where to take him...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:07:00 GMT

here's a little more on Baby Cae

sorry if this sounds like it's jumping around a bit. i'm writing it at work so it develops in catches and starts. i didn't know where to take it, i hope it's doesn't disappoint too many people.  ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 13:52:00 GMT

best thanksgiving...ever

even though i spent this thanksgiving alone, it was the best i've ever had. my family was all out of town this year. some in tillamook, some in boise and others on the east coast. as a mild joke, i ma...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 15:23:00 GMT

"The Death of Baby Cae". i got bored and figured i'd write a short story

    I hate this part of town. it's always too bright, too shiny.... too clean. at least I'm still in the seedy part of town, so no one will notice I'm keeping to the backstreets and all...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 22:15:00 GMT

fucking G-Men

so... how is everybody? i'm okay. i have to get a fucking job though. i've got an interview in a few hours. that's right, i'll be a slave to "the man" once again. hoo-fuckin'ray for me. it might be go...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 23:30:00 GMT

fucking cyborgs

i don't really hate cyborgs but i thought that was funny at the time. guess who's pissed. no..... no.... nope, not him either.... come one, that one doesn't even make sense... no... yea, we have a win...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 22:48:00 GMT

highly medicated

the previously posted blog was written while unmedicated. now i'm drugged and experiencing a false sense of happiness. when i start to rant while unmedicated, i don't remember what i ranted ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 14:47:00 GMT

i'm so very tired

yesterday was a good day, especially for a thursday. today, not so good. i woke up pissed. that's a lie. waking up implies i slept. i dislocated my left shoulder on wednesday night, severely disturbin...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:11:00 GMT

my world, get your own!

i don't know why i picked that category. i don't think this will have much to do with it. to start with, i'm pissed, go fuckin' figure. i have to decide what i want to do with my life and nothing soun...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 18:43:00 GMT