Get Yo Motha Fuckin Aqua Fresh! |
Yo! I was just hanging out at Sam's Drugstore playing his old ass Galaga arcade game and looking for a new toothbrush WHICH I GOT! I started brushing my teeth last night when the brush tasted like sil...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 22:19:00 GMT |
*NEW* Contest *NEW* Prizes |
Nobody won the last contest, which was:Free year of life and special ninja star with 40 LEROY Friend Sign-Ups.I think the highest was 2. How am I supposed to build a Puma Empire with you chimney sweep...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:31:00 GMT |
Time To Make That Dolla! |
Garage sale time mutha fuckas! Its gettin real warm out in these parts.......like the party in my ninja crotch pants! Y'all know what that means........get rid of the old.....make way for the new crew...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:32:00 GMT |
PUMA TRAINING! |
Yo! This is training season for the Noku Noku Blood Tournament and I thought I would invite you to train with me for FREE this year. Here is a flyer I will be releasing on the streets in a couple of w...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:34:00 GMT |
Since you asked; STORY OF MY STACHE! |
Yo! When I was young and shit, I wasn't all that little. I was the first kid on the block who could grow a crustache. CHECK IT! 8...maybe 9-years-old TOPS. I would be dating older chicks who had like ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:52:00 GMT |
Getting Ready! |
Bust it! I have a big weekend comin up! Saturday night is the town break dance finals sponsored by Dan's Donuts and Bob Evans. At this event there will be peeps of all ages....trying to win the prize ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:08:00 GMT |
HAIKU 3 |
Neighbor steals my bikeI find Rick making sweet jumpsRick's arms spin in wheels Black Puma Stealth Ninja
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:29:00 GMT |
The Way Of The Puma |
Secretive and silent, I stalk the elderly.... by doing that it's easy to get useful weapons on hand. Like a shadow, striking fear into the hearts of peasants and emperors and bums. I have become a l...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:17:00 GMT |
Herbie: It was an ACCIDENT |
Yo! So I was up all night last night. Couldn't sleep. Probably from eating 2 bags of Sandwich Spread Doritos and drinking malts (BITCH). To makes some use of my time, I went next door to kil...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:06:00 GMT |
THE GREATEST BURGERS |
Yo! Me and some dudes (mostly top-flight ninjas) went to the Sandusky County Fair last week and we were looking at the horse dongs. My friend Ricky was all like, "Yo! Check out them cows next door. I ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:31:00 GMT |
