blog from the future |
It is the year 2010. Jesus has manifested himself in the form of superior financial savings, again. This will be a tough fiscal year. Microsoft Corporation has officially dropped sup...
Posted by alex on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:50:00 PST |
Anagrams are ... fun? |
Here's some wonderful anagrams of my name, "Alex Krashin"ANAL HEX RISK, HAIL RANK SEX, RELAX AH SINK, AXLES RANK HI, AXE LASH RINK, SNARL AX HIKE, SHANK LIAR EX, HARK SLAIN EX, LAX AS HER INKThere's ...
Posted by alex on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:32:00 PST |
I love lamp |
The following paragraph consists of this paragraph, although heavily modified. I took this entire paragraph and translated it to French, then Italian, and then back to English. The results...
Posted by alex on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:06:00 PST |
blog golb |
I really don't have much to say. Life is good, my new kitten rocks. I guess if I had anything to complain about, it would be my back. Throwing grand pianos and small cars all day put...
Posted by alex on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:53:00 PST |
the burning blog of infernal doom |
Paula Abdul rocks. Anyone who disagrees deserves to be smothered with Larry the Cableguy's big fat hairy ass.
Posted by alex on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 01:33:00 PST |
my favorite food |
Ribs. That was easy.Next!
Posted by alex on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:18:00 PST |
the incredible edible blog |
Now for something completely different. I give thee, poetry!Space travellers gave birthTo life on earthVia some soupy, primordial bliss.Centuries laterSome alien invaderConfirmed evolution from...
Posted by alex on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:07:00 PST |
why i hate you |
What? I don't hate you. I don't hate anyone, even George W. Bush. Yeah I know, it seems impossible, but I'm really that nice. You also can't get ...
Posted by alex on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:27:00 PST |
blog from the past |
why are the letters on these blocks not in alphabetical order? what alphabet is this anyway? what language am i writing in? what's going on here?god is angry. i need to destroy...
Posted by alex on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 03:34:00 PST |
bliggity blog |
I love oatmeal. I like to make it with milk, salt, sugar, and maple syrup. It's so yummy. I wish I were made of oatmeal. I could ooze down countertops and eat myself all day.Al...
Posted by alex on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:36:00 PST |
