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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff
Birthday: September 1970 -- The Summer of Love
Birthplace: Newport, Rhode Island
Current Location: Providence, RI...for the moment, anyhow
Eye Color: Sorta green hazley, yellow, blue'ish
Hair Color: Mousy brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Scottish, with a smidge of Irish...no wonder I'm so conflicted
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ken Cole dress...it IS a work day after all
Your Weakness: Too many to list...let's call them minpins, Taco Bell, and cheap Pinot for now.
Your Fears: Spiders, wasting time
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and mushroom...maybe a few anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not dying would be REALLY nice
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Depends on the day...weekdays it's "FUCK...I have to work!!!"
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes or legs
Your Bedtime: Generally midnight, unless there's something worth staying up for
Your Most Missed Memory: The days of no bills.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...Diet...mass quantities.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: What...am I 12?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iced Coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla....rarely.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes...but quitting soon.
Do you Swear: Rarely...just for emphasis.
Do you Sing: Does drunken kareoke count?
Do you Shower Daily: Several times, often.
Have you Been in Love: Yes...emphatically.
Do you want to go to College: I WENT to college....long ago.
Do you want to get Married: The legality of that depends on the gender of who I marry, sadly...
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely....100%. I may fuck up royally from time to time, but I'm a great person, overall...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not even a little.
Do you think you are Attractive: Distinctive, possibly....attractive, no.
Are you a Health Freak: I like to stay active...but not a fanatic.
Do you get along with your Parents: We're cordially friendly, as long as no one rocks the boat.
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE them...!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Despite many attempts, no.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Copiously, and with great gusto.
In the past month have you Smoked: Entire tobacco fields have emptied into my lungs.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No....never that. At least anymore...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Several, actually...all with Joshua.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Regrettably, yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Several times....see Date question, above.
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world IS truly, a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope...and that's kind of a record for me.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hmmmmm.....nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Glances, kisses, maybe third base....
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHAHAH...maybe once or twice....
Ever been called a Tease: See Drunk question, above.
Ever been Beaten up: Yup....but you should have seen the other guy...!!!
Ever Shoplifted: Would this count as a confession?
How do you want to Die: At 147, hopefully. But sadly, I'll settle for not alone.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy.
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland...land of my birth, and hot people in plaid.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Stupid question.
Short or Long Hair: So long as they HAVE hair.
Height: Mine or taller.
Weight: Less than a hippo.
Best Clothing Style: Mine? None. Other people? Ultra-casual is HOT...!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ummmm.....none. Ever. Nope...not me. I've never even SEEN a drug.
Number of CDs I own: 100+
Number of Piercings: One....just the ear. Left is right, right is wrong. Right?
Number of Tattoos: Sadly, they won't tattoo drunk people...something about thin blood and lawsuits.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Zero...and intend to keep it that way.
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