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Jeff

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff
Birthday: September 1970 -- The Summer of Love
Birthplace: Newport, Rhode Island
Current Location: Providence, RI...for the moment, anyhow
Eye Color: Sorta green hazley, yellow, blue'ish
Hair Color: Mousy brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Scottish, with a smidge of Irish...no wonder I'm so conflicted
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ken Cole dress...it IS a work day after all
Your Weakness: Too many to list...let's call them minpins, Taco Bell, and cheap Pinot for now.
Your Fears: Spiders, wasting time
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and mushroom...maybe a few anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not dying would be REALLY nice
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Depends on the day...weekdays it's "FUCK...I have to work!!!"
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes or legs
Your Bedtime: Generally midnight, unless there's something worth staying up for
Your Most Missed Memory: The days of no bills.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...Diet...mass quantities.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: What...am I 12?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iced Coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla....rarely.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes...but quitting soon.
Do you Swear: Rarely...just for emphasis.
Do you Sing: Does drunken kareoke count?
Do you Shower Daily: Several times, often.
Have you Been in Love: Yes...emphatically.
Do you want to go to College: I WENT to college....long ago.
Do you want to get Married: The legality of that depends on the gender of who I marry, sadly...
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely....100%. I may fuck up royally from time to time, but I'm a great person, overall...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not even a little.
Do you think you are Attractive: Distinctive, possibly....attractive, no.
Are you a Health Freak: I like to stay active...but not a fanatic.
Do you get along with your Parents: We're cordially friendly, as long as no one rocks the boat.
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE them...!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Despite many attempts, no.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Copiously, and with great gusto.
In the past month have you Smoked: Entire tobacco fields have emptied into my lungs.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No....never that. At least anymore...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Several, actually...all with Joshua.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Regrettably, yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Several times....see Date question, above.
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world IS truly, a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope...and that's kind of a record for me.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hmmmmm.....nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Glances, kisses, maybe third base....
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHAHAH...maybe once or twice....
Ever been called a Tease: See Drunk question, above.
Ever been Beaten up: Yup....but you should have seen the other guy...!!!
Ever Shoplifted: Would this count as a confession?
How do you want to Die: At 147, hopefully. But sadly, I'll settle for not alone.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy.
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland...land of my birth, and hot people in plaid.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Stupid question.
Short or Long Hair: So long as they HAVE hair.
Height: Mine or taller.
Weight: Less than a hippo.
Best Clothing Style: Mine? None. Other people? Ultra-casual is HOT...!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ummmm.....none. Ever. Nope...not me. I've never even SEEN a drug.
Number of CDs I own: 100+
Number of Piercings: One....just the ear. Left is right, right is wrong. Right?
Number of Tattoos: Sadly, they won't tattoo drunk people...something about thin blood and lawsuits.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Zero...and intend to keep it that way.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friends only, please...I'm in a fun, fulfilling, and...errr....frisky relationship with one of the best people I've ever had the good fortune to meet. Who could ask for more? That said, I'm always looking for smart, witty, adventurous, educated, diversely interested and not TOO jaded friends for hanging out over dinner, cocktails, or in line for the roller coaster. Life's too short...and people too amazing....to take either for granted.

My Blog

New Cell Phone Number

OK....since I realize that many of the potential readers of this blog are people who also have and use my cell phone number, I thought I'd take a quick moment to note that, effective this weekend,&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 19:02:00 GMT

Tuffy 1988 - 2006

By the edge of a woods, at the foot of a hill,Is a lush, green meadow where time stands still.Where the friends of man and woman do run,When their time on earth is over and done. For here, between thi...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:52:00 GMT

This would be a SMILE, thanks.

Sometimes, things really DO work out, in a cosmic sense.  For a week that started out more than a little growly&with my return to work (and to RI) after an extended vacation, and a card that ripp...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 09:37:00 GMT

35 and counting

On September 1st, I turn 35 years old.  35.  Just another age, right?  Another number, which signifies nothing in and of itself.   So why's it bothering me so much?  Why,...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Aug 2005 07:26:00 GMT

UGH

That's all...simply a big, deep, gutteral, just-a-shade-more-civilized-than-a-gorilla-sounding noise.  My theme for today's work day.  Just returned from an unexpected trip out to one ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jul 2005 11:29:00 GMT

THREE FUCKING TIMES...!!!

Ive been on the charming highways and byways of Northern RI all day for work today, and, in that time, have almost been nailed by THREE SEPARATE CARS&!!!   Its more than enough to drive ev...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jul 2005 13:55:00 GMT

Infection

It all began about three months ago...a tiny red blemish, slightly itchy, barely noticeable....It ended last Sunday with a hurried round of anesthesia-less emergency surgery...leaving a fist-sized hol...
Posted by on Fri, 13 May 2005 11:53:00 GMT

Cinco (Seis) de Mayo cometh...fiesta, fiesta...!!!!

OK, kids....heres a little shameless self-promotion...Save Friday May 6th on your calendar...it's SO worth it.  Why, you ask?It's that time of year again...when the trees are turning greener, the wea...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Apr 2005 09:48:00 GMT

Happy Birthday, Mr. Doblowski

In August 2002, I found myself standing in the living room of a breeder of Oriental Shorthaired cats. I had come to select a new kitten, and was excited to be bringing home an addition to my household...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Apr 2005 11:21:00 GMT

J...........

Dear J& This week makes six months since that dinner party when you came into my life. And in those six months, youve shown me the kind of devotion that Ive never experienced with anyone, ever. You...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 15:41:00 GMT