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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: Jeff  
Birthday: September 1970 -- The Summer of Love 
Birthplace: Newport, Rhode Island 
Current Location: Providence, RI...for the moment, anyhow 
Eye Color: Sorta green hazley, yellow, blue'ish 
Hair Color: Mousy brown 
Height: 5'9" 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left 
Your Heritage: Scottish, with a smidge of Irish...no wonder I'm so conflicted 
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ken Cole dress...it IS a work day after all 
Your Weakness: Too many to list...let's call them minpins, Taco Bell, and cheap Pinot for now. 
Your Fears: Spiders, wasting time 
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and mushroom...maybe a few anchovies 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not dying would be REALLY nice 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL 
Thoughts First Waking Up: Depends on the day...weekdays it's "FUCK...I have to work!!!" 
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes or legs 
Your Bedtime: Generally midnight, unless there's something worth staying up for 
Your Most Missed Memory: The days of no bills. 
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...Diet...mass quantities. 
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell 
Single or Group Dates: What...am I 12? 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iced Coffee 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla....rarely. 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino 
Do you Smoke: Yes...but quitting soon. 
Do you Swear: Rarely...just for emphasis. 
Do you Sing: Does drunken kareoke count? 
Do you Shower Daily: Several times, often. 
Have you Been in Love: Yes...emphatically. 
Do you want to go to College: I WENT to college....long ago. 
Do you want to get Married: The legality of that depends on the gender of who I marry, sadly... 
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely....100%. I may fuck up royally from time to time, but I'm a great person, overall... 
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not even a little. 
Do you think you are Attractive: Distinctive, possibly....attractive, no. 
Are you a Health Freak: I like to stay active...but not a fanatic. 
Do you get along with your Parents: We're cordially friendly, as long as no one rocks the boat. 
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE them...!!! 
Do you play an Instrument: Despite many attempts, no. 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Copiously, and with great gusto. 
In the past month have you Smoked: Entire tobacco fields have emptied into my lungs. 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No....never that. At least anymore... 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Several, actually...all with Joshua. 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Regrettably, yes. 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope. 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Several times....see Date question, above. 
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world IS truly, a stage. 
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope...and that's kind of a record for me. 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hmmmmm.....nope. 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Glances, kisses, maybe third base.... 
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHAHAH...maybe once or twice.... 
Ever been called a Tease: See Drunk question, above. 
Ever been Beaten up: Yup....but you should have seen the other guy...!!! 
Ever Shoplifted: Would this count as a confession? 
How do you want to Die: At 147, hopefully. But sadly, I'll settle for not alone. 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy. 
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland...land of my birth, and hot people in plaid. 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter. 
Favourite Hair Color: Stupid question. 
Short or Long Hair: So long as they HAVE hair. 
Height: Mine or taller. 
Weight: Less than a hippo. 
Best Clothing Style: Mine? None. Other people? Ultra-casual is HOT...!!! 
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ummmm.....none. Ever. Nope...not me. I've never even SEEN a drug. 
Number of CDs I own: 100+ 
Number of Piercings: One....just the ear. Left is right, right is wrong. Right? 
Number of Tattoos: Sadly, they won't tattoo drunk people...something about thin blood and lawsuits. 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Zero...and intend to keep it that way. 
 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I am 30% White Trash.
 .. The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense. Take the
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