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Uncle Porkchop

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About Me

My name is Jay, I am straight, and 6'3"/163lbs. I like to cycle, run, swim, wakeboard, go camping & take pictures. I typically spend one day a week at the go-kart track testing parts for a local manufacturer. >60mph being 2" off the ground is just darn fun! Being a USA Cycling certified coach allows me to use my knowledge to help improve my cycling and my teammates cycling. Watching movies in my home theater is something I love to do, then again who doesn't love a 10 footwide screen. I have my nipples, tragus & rook pierced, and get my legs waxed. Life is too short to not have fun everyday, although sometimes I do act responsible. There are not a bunch of barely clothed females as my friends. All of my friends are actually folks I hang out with or talk to. I have many previous hobbies that I have lost interest in or available time. They include, but are not limited to, baseball, basketball, volleyball, badminton, soccer, football, chess, go, small business ownership, car audio competition (db drag racing, 1999 2-woofer former record holder) go-kart racing, salt water fish/reef tanks, turbo rotary engine tuning, street racing, water skiing, billiards, and darts. In 2006 I was the President of the Sacramento Triathlon Club . If you are anywhere near the Sacramento area and like triathlons or would like to try one, check out TBF Racing . I date sometimes and I would love to get married, but I refuse to settle for someone that will not complete my life and be a great partner. A small side note, I am not a cocky jock; just someone who works hard toward specific goals.
Racing Accomplishments:
2009
1st - Golden State Sprint Triathlon (26:19) - Course Record
4th - Duathlon National Championship - Long Course
2008
3rd - Golden State Triathlon (1:25:37) - Injured
3rd - Lake of the Pines Triathlon (1:40:36)
9th - Copperopolis Road Race
6th - Folsom Turkey Trot (44:07)
2007
6th - Folsom Turkey Trot (52:03) - directed off course
6th - Golden State Triathlon (1:21:54)
Finisher - Ironman California 70.3
2006
8th - Run to Feed the Hungry 5k (20:31)
3rd - Golden State Triathlon (1:21:10)
2nd - Granite Bay Triathlon (1:40:50) - Crashed on the bike
1st - Lake of the Pines Triathlon (1:30:10) - Bike course record (22.3MPH)
2nd - Tri for Fun #3 (1:20:58)
1st - West Sacramento International Triathlon (1:37:08) 2nd Fastest bike split overall
1st - Tri for Fun #2 (1:21:22)
1st - Tri for Fun #1 (1:22:31)
1st - Auburn International Sprint Triathlon (1:00:14)
5th - Ice Breaker Triathlon (1:20:52)
Finisher - Ironman California 70.3
2005
3rd - Golden State Triathlon (1:20:56)
Finisher - Vineman Ironman 70.3 (5:58:10)
Finisher - Auburn Int'l Triathlon - HIM
2004
3rd - Golden State Triathlon (1:28:39)
2nd - Granite Bay Triathlon (1:43:57)
Finisher - Wildflower Long Course Triathlon (8:35:42) - Broke my foot during the run
2003
5th - Golden State Triathlon (1:24:22)
Finisher - Vineman Ironman 70.3 (5:25:57)
4th - Minden Criterium (Bicycle Race)
Finisher - Wildflower Long Course Triathlon - 1st Tri
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My Blog

My New Grocery Getter (7/15/08)

Here are some pictures of my new grocery getter. I tested it out last night and it worked great. I can fit 6 bags of groceries in their without any problems. I would like to do a few more small thi...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:00:00 GMT

Employee of the Quarter (5/18/08)

I figured I have not been blogging every month like I prefer too, so I will try to catch up. A week ago at the company I work for, I received the Employee of the Quarter award. I get a nice framed cer...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 21:30:00 GMT

Broken Van (04/16/08)

Driving home from work yesterday I had a problem. The tie rod on my passenger side broke. A quick explanation for those that do not know, this is the part that attaches your wheel to your steering. Lu...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:04:00 GMT

Boating (06/11/07)

I finally took my boat out on Saturday. After a lot of work this winter and a bit of work Saturday morning (with the help of Brett), the boat floated and ran. It still needs a good cleaning and some m...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:50:00 GMT

Keep it between the lines (05/24/07)

Most folks know that I absolutely hate driving. I would much rather have someone break my toes (mmm, pain) than drive farther than 5 minutes. From that, I end up riding my bicycle everywhere. It makes...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:04:00 GMT

My new couch fits (well it does now) (04/26/07)

Most know that I bought a new couch last month. It finally arrived late last week when I was in San Diego. I picked it up last night and my roommate was helping me put it in my TV room upstairs. For t...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:55:00 GMT

Pin-a-go-go

Pin-a-go-go (May 18-20)Good times to be had at this event. $10 buys you a day pass for all the pinball you can play. This is not some fancy event in a hotel. It is in a HS gym (or the likes) and is in...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:00:00 GMT

I'm Ready (03/14/07)

I left work at a reasonable time tonight (5:45). I saw the sun, the nice weather and some warmth. Is it time to go out on the boat yet. This weekend I will be working on my boat and making my list of ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:21:00 GMT

One Year, No Cable/Sat/Ant (2/26/07)

It has been over a year since I cancelled satellite. It is not bad, or good, just different. I have a 400 disc DVD changer with different TV shows in it. Those can occupy my relaxing time when I want ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:13:00 GMT

Last Weekend (12/18/06)

This last weekend was fun for me. Many aspects made it enjoyable and fun to look back upon. Friday started out leaving work early to pick up my sick daughter. That was not the fun part. That did allow...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 19:18:00 GMT