i'm a cadet, living in the zoo, occasionally escaping to denver. i think i may have broken just about every minor rule at the academy in my first semester. i've managed to fool some of my friends into thinking i'm mildly intelligent (it took all of my slyness and cool acting skills to pull that one off). i'm occasionally funny, mostly when my audience is tired, drunk, asleep, or all three. my greatest strength is my amazing humility, which is amazing, since i do happen to be the greatest thing since the invention of the guitar. that's pretty much it.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
slash, eddie, steve, jimmy, carlos, jimi, and all the other great virtuosos, in this life or the next
