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Ursus arctos horribilis (A)(E)†

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

About Me



You Are 96% Gross
Ewwww! You really have some disgusting habits.
Now go take a shower... with extra soap. How Gross Are You?

"They get angry when they read about how filthy they are, but instead of shoplifting some deodorant, they strive to become even filthier"-Hunter S. Thompson

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My Interests

likes

+the free gift of salvation from Jesus Christ
+my beautiful wife
+my silly kids
+the family
+my bo-homies
+music
+art and science museums
+writing
+dancing
+bad jokes (not tasteless ones, just ones that aren't funny)
+reading
+loving people
+sewing
+ridiculous movies
+steve martin

does NOT like

+depression
+getting angry about trivial things
+racism and homophobia, especially when it is subtle
+when someone touched their finger tips together
+when someone uses their index or middle finger to scratch their thumb
+when someone says, "put a brick on that boy's head" or "do you play basketball?" one time someone asked me the latter and i said, "no, i play the guitar." he retorted, "GOD ALMIGHTY! WHAT A WASTE!!" i then committed murder in my mind.
+lotion soap

linkage for your viewing pleasure

microcosm publishing
bohemian church
the psalters
the simple way
Jesus radicals
voices in the wilderness
sojourners
doulos christou books
pet rat info
useless facts
crimethinc
plough publishing house free e-books
readymade magazine
not martha, a craft blog
composting toilets
church sign generator
how can i recycle this?
where's waldo?
what the craft?
how to...
the idiot test
.. etch a sketch
free classic audio books
BOOK
foods that heal
the notebook army
tiny grow
lulu...free self publishing
the scurvies
find sounds
free .. literature and study guides
.. parallel bible
crafster.org

I'd like to meet:

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dad and papa

My Blog

taken from doris zine blog-10 things for your scene

How we turned our shitty little town into a punk rock mecca, 10 point program.1. Hanging out2. Create a visible public presence3. Show space4. Dance5. Form bands6. Freak + Punk unity7. Inviting strang...
Posted by Ursus arctos horribilis (A)(E)† on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:49:00 PST

fire fighter

fire fighterby ghost micewhat happened to what we were all fighting for?did we lose the war?or did we just grow up?what happened to what we would all die for?well im still dying for,sometimes i feel l...
Posted by Ursus arctos horribilis (A)(E)† on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:09:00 PST

okc homies (a message to you rudy)

so, to all my okc friends, i love you all dearly. there is not much in this world that i would not do for you. i hope you know that. and it is because i love you so much, that i can talk to you this w...
Posted by Ursus arctos horribilis (A)(E)† on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

You Meet The Nicest People In Prison

So i first read an article about the author when i was probably around seventeen. it gave me chills and ruined my life for about a week. the stuff i read was in line with GG Allin. I quickly tried to...
Posted by Ursus arctos horribilis (A)(E)† on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:35:00 PST

Road To Peace

Road To Peaceby Tom WaitsYoung Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay) was only 18 years old,He was the youngest of nine children, never spent a night away from home.And his mother held his photograph, opening the New ...
Posted by Ursus arctos horribilis (A)(E)† on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:14:00 PST

What is a "Professional" Christian?

What is a professional Christian? A professional Christian is a professed believer in Jesus Christ who has traded form for substance, inward faith for outward image, and passion for poli...
Posted by Ursus arctos horribilis (A)(E)† on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:06:00 PST

tag annihilation!!!

Each player of the game starts by listing 7 weird things or habits about their self. If you are tagged you must write your own blog with 7 of your own weird things/habits, and state the rules clearly...
Posted by Ursus arctos horribilis (A)(E)† on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:36:00 PST

screen printing

my friend jeff and i have started making patches and shirts to sell.the patches are on black and natural canvas and are one dollar.the back patches are also printed on black and natural canvas and are...
Posted by Ursus arctos horribilis (A)(E)† on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

shirts for sale

for those of you who may not know, my wife and i, and our brother jeff, are going on a mission trip across the midwest. we plan on going to help homeless in san antonio, share grace and redemption wit...
Posted by Ursus arctos horribilis (A)(E)† on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

Holy, Heailng Madness

I read this article in Sojourner's & wanted to share it with everyone. I'd like to know what everyone thinks..."Holy, Healing Madness"In battered Liberia, a woman catches a glimpse of the reconcil...
Posted by Ursus arctos horribilis (A)(E)† on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:04:00 PST