From every corner of space and time, the members of Jason Alarm were brought together. Matt Waterman is the product of human genetic engineering. He was grown in the closet of a UCLA student's dorm room for extra credit. With cutting edge lasers and stuff, Matt's DNA was altered to make him the perfect frontman. Kirk Mason is the product of the unlikely, but magical marriage of a Centaur and a Mermaid. Patrick Euthanasia had a short lived career in adult film (The Sexorcist), but as a result his dog died prematurely and he switched to playing bass. Kyle is actually a caveman who was discovered by two high school outcasts while they were digging a pool; wackiness ensued. It was a short lived friendship, because Kyle couldn't socialize and he just played guitar all day. Brandon is a Prince exiled from his native land for his love of Rock and Roll and women of questionable moral quality. Jason Alarm, amor omnibus idem.
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