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Hi. My name is Tevin Scampers. I'm 16. I like to make people upset and feel miserable. I personally think that Wrath, Pride, Sloth, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, and Greed are the qualities of a perfect human being. In writing these letters to myself I've come to realize my shortcomings. I'm neither a man of great intelligence nor impressive charm. It is in these walls, confined and protected that I find myself at ease, contemplating the concept of flight. My war with with gravity, like a one-sided fist fight. You can't blame me for trying, it is all in curiosity. You can't blame me for trying. Maybe someday the sky, in hues of violet and blue, shades of black and white, we will reach.

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My E-guide For Hate Mail.

As you know, I love it when people send me hate mail. Well, imagine my surprise when I arose this afternoon, turned on my computer, and checked my email, to find a gibberish subject. I knew this could...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:02:00 GMT

what i’ve learned from the turettes guy (RIP) [1964-2007]

1. Ronald McDonald is Ronald McGoddamn Donald 2. George W. Bush is Colonel Cluster Fuck 3. If someone tells you to watch what you say about the President you should say to them, "I don't give a dead m...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:31:00 GMT

Girls Need To Realize

We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, with...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:27:00 GMT

I HATE....

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?People who are willing to g...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 14:45:00 GMT

Things To Do In Elevator

001)when there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.002.)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.003...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:55:00 GMT