Our Quote's By Matt & Amy
"get yellow pages, see if i sound sexy..."
"I'm easing in, do you want me to read you some poetry?"
"Don't sit down love, i'm kissing back of yer knees"
"Suck me toes"
"You off out tonight?" "Yeah" "Meet me in the pub we'll pretend we're not married"
"I'm easing in, do you want me to read you some poetry?"
*says in seductive voice* "Take bins out"
"Get me knob art"
"Spend 30 seconds a day focussing on your surroundings and how it affects your touch, taste, smell, hearing and sight"
"Are you sure you're paying him enough attention? Try baking him a cake"
"no-one wants burn marks on their satin sheets."
"Satin...?"
"Take yer pants off love"
"We're in middle of the street!"
"Oh i'm so turned on, just dribbled... aww no i just pissed"
*does tribal dance* "Are you turned on now?"
"Has your clitorous got a hard on?"
"Pull your pants aside when you think he deserves it."
"Marvin Gaye is wonderfully horny" ... "is he?"
"There are no two ways about it, you just can't underestimate the importance of foreplay."
"It smells,I'll gag, Take him to heaven" - typical friday night obviously...
"Get ballsy by taking control of his."
"Rip em off and throw 'em outside"
"Contrary to popular belief, semen is not sulphuric acid"
"Do i look like a fucking volcano?"
"Some men will try to convince you that swallowing is a bit like eating a hot dog without the sausage" "which makes fuck all sense, which means its like eating a loaf of bread"
"Swallow me loaf love!"
"Do you want a chip butty without no chips?... Its all same innit?"
"Slow the thrusting into rocking and the rocking into swaying. " "do you want to do a bop whilst we're at it?... fuck it lets do a full blown cha-cha"
"Before bending over, sit down with your partner"
"booked it, packaged it, fucked it"
"Let's go bear back...rally through woods"
"whips made with human hair... yeah, go on whip me with your gran's old hairs will ya?"
"strap a dick to me"
"we're off commando.... motorbiking"
"That turns you on? breaking your back in public?"
"Here love, let me just grind yer face away with me hairs"
"Haystacks... He's got a little willy"
"We'r off to Ibiza, ooo lets have a wank now!"
"We're off in kennel for a picnic"
"Suck me nipples or tickle me thighs or i'll shrivel up like a dried apricot!"
"Suck on me adams apple will ya?"
"keep the fingernails for later'... "hows keeping fingernails in a jar sexy?"
"Gargle on me flacid manhood"
"Piss in me mouth while i compliment yer thighs"
"its abit thick love, what you been drinking?"
"yer love get me a pair of shoes that are 2 sizes to small so it makes me look like a good person!!"
'I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them.' " you dirty dirty cow fondling bastard"
"yer put this bread cake over me arse and make it look romantic!"
"A strap-on lets him know you mean business"
"When engaging in bondage play, do check if your partner has any serious illnesses eg a heart condition or diabetes. "
"Spend those Christmas book tokens on a chunk"
"Good sex isn't rocket science. "
"then go at it like ginseng-fed rabbits!."
"Sex is good... with people"
"gimme one in tha bath love..but dunt drown me tho!."
"just cellotape yourself up then love"
'the myth that says good sex 'just happens'
"good sex wouldnt just happen if i wasnt there tho would it...eh.."
"Train your brain to turn yourself on every day."
"or..just..train your brain to play with yer self..like theres a difference..."
"has he got pissflaps around his nipples or sumat!"
OUR QUOTE'S By Matt & Amy!.
Copyright Matt & Amy.
Contact us @ Myspace.com/selzenity & Myspace.com/The_amz_meister
i cant live without music....end of.
i like:
Photoshop.
Graphic Design.
Photographs.
Japanese Culture.
Samurai's.
My Bass.
Music.
Games.
Movies.
Chattin.
Runnin Around Crazy.
Climbin.
Drivin.
Shootin.
And Laughin.
Music:
My Music List
All Final Fantasy Songs
|0-1|
36 CrazyFists.
|A|
Atreyu,Avenged Sevenfold
Arctic Monkeys,Alkaline Trio
Alien Ant Farm,All American Rejects,
As I Lay Dying, Anthrax
|B|
Bullet For My Valentine,Blink-182
Blind Guardian, Blaqk Audio.
|C|
ColdPlay,Chemical Brothers.
Calling, Chicane, Chris Cornell.|D|
David Gray
Disturbed,Dashboard Confessional,Dream Theater.
Dope.Darkness.
DragonForce,Drownin Pool
Darude, Daft Punk, Delerium, Dir en Grey.
|E|
Eighteen Visions,Explosion,Evanescenes.
|F|
Faith No More,Funeral For A Friend
Faithless,Fightstar,Finch,Foo Fighters,Fallout Boy, The Fray.
|G|
GARETH GATES!!!!:O
GreenDay,Good Charlotte
Garbage, Guided by Voices.
|H|
HIM,Head Automatica
The Hoosiers, HelloGoodBye.
|I|
Incubus,In Flames,Iron Maiden, Infected Mushrooms!!!.
|J|
Jet,James Blunt,Jack Off Jill,Jimmy Eat World
Jeff Wayne, Jamiroquai.
|K|
Killswitch Engage,Kaiser Chiefs,Kernkraft 400,KORN,Killers
Keane, Kasabian,Kamelot, Kooks.
|L|
Life Of Agony,Lost Prophets,Linkin Park,Lifehouse
Lazlo Bane, Limp Bizkit.
|M|
Massive Attack,Mastadon,Mudvayne,My Chemical Romance,Maroon 5,Mnemic.Muse, MobyMachineHead
|N|
Nickelback,Nightwish,Nine Black Alps,Nine Inch Nails.
|O|
Oasis, Offspring
Orson, Ok GO.
|P|PENDULUM!!
Papa Roach, P.O.D, Prodigy,Panic! At The Disco
Plain White T's.
|Q|
Queens Of The Stone Age.
|R|
Rammstein,Rage Againest Machine,Rancid
Razorlight, Rob Zombie.
|S|
Scouting for Girls, Scissor Sisters, Savage Garden
Snow Patrol, Soilwork, Soulja Boy
Stereophonics, Stranglers
Simple Plan,Slipknot,Spineshank
Smashin Pumpkins,Staind,Starsailor
System Of A Down,Static-X,SugarCult,Strokes
Soulfly.
|T|
Trivium,Transplants, Turisas.
|U|
The Used, Underworld.
|V|
Voodoo & Serano.
|W|
Who,White Stripes.
|X|
X-ecutioners.
|Y|
YellowCard.
|Z|
Zutons.
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Movies:
FINAL DESTINATION 1 2 & 3!!!!,Lord Of The Rings 1 2 3,Terminator 1 2 3,Matrix 1 2 3,Saving Private Ryan ,Gladiator ,BlackHawk Down , Enemy At The Gates, Snatch ,Lock Stock & 2 Smokin Barrels , Green Street, War Of The Worlds Old & New , mummy 1 2, Chucky's & Chucky's Bribe lmao funny film ,King Arthur , 13th Warrior ,Dawn Of The Dead ,Resident Evil 1&2,Apocalypse Now ,End Of Day's,Blade 1 2 3 ,Spiderman 1&2 ,Hulk,X-men 1&2 ,Fantastic 4 , Lol all marvel films are brilliant :P more films but.. cant be botherd :D
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 71%
Romance - 90%
Self - Control - 83%
Kissing - 84%
Cuddling - 96%
Kinkiness - 10%
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Books:
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Heroes:
A hero is someone who saves, no matter how small the 'saving' maybe. That 'saving' might occur everyday in a few little words, it doesn't matter, its there. A hero is someone who puts themselves out for another. A hero is someone who makes everyday brighter and each day brighter than the one before. A hero is someone with unconditional love and respect for you........Lauren is my hero ♥♥♥
