Aight guys.
The names Gab. Yeah.
My age... I believe I was born 200 million years ago
I'm 200% lebanese. Born in montreal tho
Yeah thats right.
You must know that I play guitar and have wicked friends... ... ... ...
I'm a pretty random dude. Some say I'm stupid, others say I'm retarded, but atleast I know how to have a good time.
I couldn't care less what anyone else thinks about me.
Wanna know where people try to educate me?
Well its some GHETTO building all the fucking way in LaSalle
Name? name. College St-Louis
Im in grade 10 for the years 06-07
Highschool's already almost over...
I live in DDO, west island fucking rocks. The rest of montreal CANT compare to the west island
Ryan and Joey: my best homies.
Can't forget the lank Thomas.
Wei is my super chink.
I don't crush easily. Do you?
I dislike being home for too long.
I love meeting new people, it's always fun having more friends.
Did u just fart?
Was that you I saw in the back?
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Ya im weird like that
What a fucking nigger.