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About Me

I like my face to be dirty. I hate Slumber parties and Birthday party games. I like my drinks with two shots in a pint glass. I never found my first gray hair. I love to be under water. I love to sing in vain. I hope to someday make all my money petting puppies.I don't play dirty and I'm a friend for life. I've never had braces or used crutches, unless you count my friends and alcohol./Oh, and when I get undressed in the morning, I like to pull my underwear down and instead of picking them up off the floor, I loop them around my toes using my foot and flip them into the air and catch them before they hit the ground. Then I slam dunk em in my hamper. It's one of my favorite things to do. /If I get to know you well enough, I might fart in front of you. I'm a goofball. My favorite cup at the coffee shop I work in is the 12oz. Baby Blue one and if I like you, that's the one you'll get. I could eat tomato sauce on almost anything and make a mean Gazpacho soup.
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What should they weigh? In total all of them can not weigh more than 500 lbs...depending on how many of them there are
What hair color should they have? Brown
What kind of personality should they have? Funny, Crass, caring, understanding.
Older or younger? probably older
Serious or carefree? a good mix of both
Spontainous or hesitant? Practical,but fun.
Brutally honest or tight-lipped? Honest
Beautiful or intelligent? Intelligent
Movie or a restuarnt? Both
What film actor should they most be like? Luke Wilson/Bill Murray
What singer should they most be like? John Cougar Mellencamp
Should they make all the money? All of it in the world, why yes, they should
Do they need to cook? They need not
What is their best body part? Hands
What body part do you not care about? Knees
Desk job or physical labour? Desk/Physical...I like the blue collars
What car should they drive? Their own
What one thing completely turns you off? Oysters
What one thing completely turns you on? Kindness,patience,kisses on the neck.
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My Interests

Connections, Music, How dogs feel, The Vietnam War,War (in general), Serial Killers,Ghost stories, Comedy, your broken heart, Margaritas, Cheez-its, Fancy Footwork,Porn, Revolutions, How skin feels under my fingers, smells, definitions,Water, and travel expenses.

I'd like to meet:

John Cougar Mellencamp

Music:

Tori Amos, Damien Rice, Flaming Lips, Beck, Ben Folds (Five),Beth Orton,Tracy Chapman(Esp. Matters of the Heart. That one gets me),Aimee Mann,Gladys Night and the Pips, The National, Iron and Wine, Bjork, Talking Heads (David Byrne), Elliot Smith,David Garza, Tim Buckley,Ed Harcourt, Radiohead, American Music Club, Spoon,Steven Malkmus and the Jicks, The Twilight Singers,The Ramones, Alice Cooper, The Decemberists,Wilco, Josh Ritter,Morrissey, The Blues Explosion,Stars, Ani, Smashing Pumpkins, Live, The Counting Crows,Mazzy Star,Morcheeba, The Pixies, Citizen Cope,Jay-Z,Outkast,Avalanches J-5,Blackalicious,Dilated Peoples, Eminem, Right Said Fred, INXS, Otis Redding, Burle Ives, Kings of Leon,Led Zepplin, Leonard Cohen,John Coltrane, Steppin in It,Paul Simon, Ryan Adams,Ben Harper,John Prine, M.Ward, Badly Drawn Boy, Aesop Rock,Tribe Called Quest, Beethoven, Teitur, Alexi Murdoch,Cat Power, The Frames, David Gray,Billy Bragg, Willie Nelson, Patsy Cline, Jackie Wilson, Ray Lamontagne, The Cars, The Czars,Sondre Lerche,Cody Chestnut, Cousteau, The Faint, The Darkness,Starsailor, The Doves, TV on the Radio,The Rapture,The Afghan Wigs, The Verve,Sunny Day Real Estate,Saves the Day,Simain,PJ Harvey, Fiona Apple, Buddy Holly, Stevie Wonder,Richie Havens,Conway Twitty, Merle Haggard, Leadbelly,The Magic Numbers,Mitch Hemann,...

Movies:

Platoon, Royal T's, Bonnie and Clyde, Eternal Sunshine of..., Igby goes Down, Anchorman, Breakfast Club, You, Me, and Everyone We Know, Big Fish,Lord of the Rings (all),Sin City, PeeWee's Big Adventure.

Television:

David Letterman and Superfriends

Books:

Where the Red Fern Grows, The Liar's Club, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates,Women, anything by Leonard Cohen, Alias Grace, Catcher in the Rye, Sleepers, Mutant Messge Down Under, Red Tent, Stones from the River,anything Pablo Neruda ever touched a pen to, Handmaid's Tale, Heartbreaking work of a Staggering Genius, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Cherry, Man's Search for Meaning, The Giving Tree...

Heroes:

The Tick, The Reverend Al Green,Wolverine, Apache Chief,The Bionic Woman.

My Blog

Even Sappy, poemy, drunken girl wishes do come true

Let me tell you a secret.Let me tell you a secret someone cares about, that you might care about, that no one cares about, that only I might care about.I want to quietly wake and creep out of bed whil...
Posted by James on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:45:00 PST

Change

Something needs to change and it's going to be big, not a simple change, it's going to be difficult and it's going to take heart and it's going to be completely void of selfishness. Can you do it? Can...
Posted by James on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:39:00 PST

Two of my life's events my closest friends must attend.

If you are my close friend you must show up for 2 events in my life.1) My Unmarried Reception. It will be much like a wedding reception only I won't be wearing a white dress. It will be MY day, ...
Posted by James on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:06:00 PST

Empress Thicken

Ball joint knees greased and wobbling. Crashed down to the floor of a 40.00 room. Hate is the heroine of this girl's life Lunch-meat skin and bulging belly Beauty finds its way to her face She b...
Posted by James on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:54:00 PST

As I see it.

I want to be quiet now, I want everything around me to be quiet, silent even. I want to lay my head on my feather pillow and I want my mind to compose the music of the soundtrack to my life.I want my ...
Posted by James on Sun, 07 May 2006 03:15:00 PST