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Why did the chicken cross the road?: she was stapled to the cow
why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?: because our forefathers were nonconformists
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?: umm no...2 words for ya "Let Go!"
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?: red and blue make purple yes?
Why do they report power outages on TV?: why did the reporter covering hurricane katrina wear prada during the report?? who knows?
Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?: its definately a conspiracy by the government to secretly ascertain our sexual identity damn the man :p
If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital: have you been in a damned hospital? tv might be bad but the suicide rate that would insue from bordem would look a lot worse from a PR prespective.
If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?: a testicle heh... i said testicle
If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?: people who make people take quizzes causing them to be unproductive
Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?: yes but its so true i swear modern medicine is vivasection
If God sneezed, what would you say?: Bless you
If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???: i think you should practice on yourself and then get back to me on that one
If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist: to dry his privates
Do fish ever get thirsty?: no they get airy
If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick?: yes i can never get my sticker omlettes to leave the pan bastards!
Why does it say on CHILDRENS tylenol not to operate heavy machinery?: have you been to a third world country?
If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?: she's popular we pay to play with her friends not her we are the dorks...
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?: because then how would drug companies producing antidpressants make money?
Did you notice anyone goin slower than you is an idiot, and continued on 20: hee hee yeah funny how that works
anyone going fast than you is a maniac?: ofc ofc
Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?: yes but not the gorillas
If all the world is a stage, what part are you playing?: i'm a wooly sheep prop
If a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?: hell yes
If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?: yes
If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?: oo a franchise idea
If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?: well i guess thats just websters little part in the conspricy to slowly change the english language
DO you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?: its all touch and go for them
Since history never stops, when does the future begin?: someones futuring is happening now ... its a thinker you'll get it
How do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them?: grapes were actually produced by dead dinosaurs like fossil fuels one day they will be gone like oil so eat up
If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?: murder of night clerks rate?
Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?: i wondered that too but hell i guess people fear change and making up a new name would have been too much
If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, h: then you are on the bottom of the river
If the ..2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called ..2 insted of ..1?: because ..1 had contacts
Why do croutons come in an air tight package? isnt it just stale bread?: hmmm
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?: no it would be called jeff goldbloom
Is it tuna or chicken?: chicken
If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it continued on 38:
then why do i have to clap my hands?: the blind remember?
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?: high definately high
If we use our dirty hands to get clean with soap, does that do the job?: no
If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?: because one day someone might bake it?
If it will all be better in the end, how do you know when the end is?: when its better
Is it really fun to Wang Chung?: man thats just to personal i plead the 5th
If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?: no just creepy
What's the Sound of one hand clapping?: a lot quiter than than a normal clap
If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?: it stays the same
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?: does anyone really know wht apples tatse like?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?: 42 like the answer to the meaning of life! duh!
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