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c-stan

born to blossom... bloom to perish...

About Me


the most important step you'll ever take towards fulfilling all your dreams, is dreaming.
too many people expect too little from life... so they get little from life.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the things you did do.
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CRYSTAL STANFORD: A Novel.
i'm a crystal elizabeth. but "cristal," like the champagne, works too. i'm originally from the "yay area," california. vallejo is my hometown, the 707... i'm half-filipina, half-italian. i bet you've never met one of those before. i work at the register-guard (the local newspaper in the eugene/ springfield area) in advertising. i work with realtors mostly and do advertising for real estate. i love words and i love configuring them to make visually appealing advertising. i love punctuation, grammar and the proper use of "their," "there," and "they're." so basically, i love my job. eventually i'd like to sell advertising for high-dollar real estate, but i think the newspaper is a bit of an archaic medium; so i'm thinking fancy, glossy, real estate magazines. maybe i'll even publish my own... we'll call it "Northwest Premiere Properties." haha who knows, i'm young, i can dream big like that. on top of that, i also plan on owning my own promotions company... import car show stuff. sounds vague, but i have some definite ideas, trust me. ;)
i want to get my foot in every door. i'm going to rule the world someday and you can bet that i'll roll a ferrari and a 6-series around in my world. i plan to be a wealthy little girl before i'm 30, with a fleet of every car i've ever wanted. i don't think it's enough to just expect average things in life. who wants the track home in the suburbs when you can have the water front mansion? who wants the camry when you can have the bmw 6-series convertible?
other than that, i'm a compulsive spender. but the one thing i'm scared of more than anything in the world is debt and bad credit. ironic huh? i love to party. i stay up 'til 4 am and sleep in 'til 2 pm whenever possible. if there was an olympic event for sleeping in, i'd bring home the gold. it's all about the finer things in life. sipping coronas in the sun. high heels. the harder it is to walk in them, the better. party-hopping with drunk gorgeous people. i'm really, really girly. i hate exerting myself or being outside of my comfort zone. i'm a pain in the ass. i'm demanding. i expect a lot out of the people around me. i'm critical. but i'm most critical of myself. i dislike painfully simple people. i dislike people who lack ambition. and i strongly dislike republicans.
but don't get it twisted. i've been told many times that i come off as a snob but i'm actually really down to earth. i know people always say they're a dork when they really aren't, but seriously, i was on the debate team in high school and i pick my nose in the car. i'm a fuckin' dork. i love being outside in the sun. i love camping and chasing ducks at the park. i love being in love. i eat a lot. i hate picky eaters or people that won't try new foods. it's all so damn good... why would you want to miss out!? but i'm filipino so i guess i'm used to eating what people would normally think of as "weird shit." haha... i fucking love animals. i go nuts when i see iams puppy chow commercials with all the cute cuddly puppies. i love giraffes and zebras and otters and kitties.
i'll make you laugh. i'll find creative ways to make fun of people who are mean to you to make you feel better. i love fart jokes and potty humor. i can belch with the best of them. i don't care if you have bad gas or if you have to pick your nose. shit happens, sometimes literally. if you're my friend, i'll love you right down to your bones. i give everyone a chance. sometimes two. sometimes three. i'm candid and i will make you feel comfortable. i open up to people easily. i'm trusting and i firmly believe in the inherent good of all people. i'll never forget your name. i'll never forget your grandpa's name. i'll never forget a name, period. i don't understand shitty human-beings. i'm a hopeless romantic.
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beauty and the geek... haha, juuuust kidding b-rad!
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My Interests



• my job
• my 2002 honda s2000. sport compacts, exotics. drag-racing, street-racing.
• partying, drinking with friends.
• being outside. snowboarding. riding quads.
• reading. playing chess. playing guitar, music.
• good food (italian, chinese, filipino, thai.)
• shopping. make-up. collecting clothes & shoes.
• politics. being smarter than most people. seriously. :)

I'd like to meet:

people who like room temperature soda and giraffes.
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Music:

death cab for cutie. katy rose. deftones. bright eyes. the like. the get up kids. blink 182. beck. liz phair. jack's mannequin. something corporate. taking back sunday. aimee mann. damien rice. the ataris. jimmy eat world. dashboard confessional. radiohead. greenday. bjork. the ramones. no doubt. sublime. the beatles. bob dylan. fiona apple. coldplay. lisa loeb. julianna theory. the starting line. the used. brand new. story of the year. the postal service. foo fighters. john mayer. the donnas. britney spears.
turf talk. keak da sneak. mac dre. ya boy. federation. frontline. kanye west. atmosphere. cunninlynguists.

Movies:

vanilla sky. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. fight club. v for vendetta. pulp fiction. the joy luck club. memoirs of a geisha. baz luhrman's romeo and juliet. troy. jawbreaker. donnie darko. gladiator. clueless. orange county. zoolander. the 40 yr. old virgin. never been kissed. the wedding singer. mean girls. the wizard of oz. the land before time. finding nemo. lilo and stitch. harry potter (all of 'em...)

Television:


nip-tuck. = the best show EVER.
south park. everybody loves raymond. laguna beach. law & order: SVU. my super sweet 16.

Books:

Some of my favorites: • "the kitchen god's wife" amy tan • "the catcher in the rye" jd salinger • "the things they carried" tim o'brien • "all the pretty horses" cormac mccarthy • the harry potter series jk rowling • "fight club" chuck palahniuk • "white oleander" janet fitch • "memoirs of a geisha" arthur golden
My all time favorite: • "the bell jar" sylvia plath

Heroes:

my big sissy, Irene.

My Blog

right-wing, the wrong-wing.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (a Democrat from California) was just elected Speaker of the House of Representatives, the first woman to ever hold this position.   The first issue the Democrats plan to tackl...
Posted by Crystal on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

i hate christmas and emo.

the holidays are officially over and i'm so relieved. i really kind of hate christmas, actually. which is one more thing i can add to my list of socially unacceptable things to dislike, along with spo...
Posted by Crystal on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

i eat too much.

my tummy is already flubby. last friday we had a turkey luncheon that the editors/owners of the paper threw for us.  i went to a christmas party on saturday for all the people in my department......
Posted by Crystal on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST

i think too much.

i called neal last night.  he picks up the phone real quick and goes "i'll call you back in a second."  i say "okay" and we hang up.  in the 7+ years that i've known neal, when he says...
Posted by Crystal on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:54:00 PST

my first bar.

so i'm only 20 yrs. old, and up until friday night i'd never set foot in a bar before.  haha... i know, i'm such a baby.  i hear it all the time.  soooo friday night the usual crew is a...
Posted by Crystal on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:45:00 PST

lincoln city newspaper.

Me: "Register-Guard, this is Crystal.  How can I help you?" Old Lady: "Yea! Is this the Lincoln City Newspaper?" Me: "No, this is the Register-Guard, the Eugene/Springfield newspaper." Old Lad...
Posted by Crystal on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST

eff you GEICO!

To Whom It May Concern;My name is Crystal Stanford and I am your average, single, 20 year-old girl from Eugene, Oregon. I drive a 2002 Honda S2000; a two-seater, convertible, sports car. My vehicle ha...
Posted by Crystal on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST

add vs. ad

the shortened word for "advertisement," is not "add," it's "ad."got that?"AD"so from now on, don't e-mail me asking me to place your "add" in the paper.
Posted by Crystal on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:03:00 PST

old stuff.

Monday, December 27th 2004i open the sliding glass door towards the deck. it's cold and wet outside, but i don't feel it despite the fact that i'm only wearing a tiny little t-shirt. "kissing keeps yo...
Posted by Crystal on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST

how come you never call me back?

bloggity blog blog bloggy bloggeriffic.not that anyone would notice, but just humor me, make me feel important and pretend that you have; i've been really busy lately and sort of bad about replying to...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:26:00 PST