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teh shizzle

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About Me

i'm a vegetarian that is currently employed as a meat cooker. i have no idea what i want to be when i grow up. i want my debt to miracle itself away. kthx.anyway, so i laugh at this , this , this , this , this , this , and THIS !
yeah i'm prolly gonna go to hell for laughing at all of those, but whatever.

My Interests


literature
beer
wine
chicks
kitties
the world of warcraft
video games
chilling with my mommy
french toast
espresso
fake chicken patties
j.crew

I'd like to meet:

someone to pay off all my debt.

Music:

i'm bored with my music.

Movies:

the fox and the hound
moulin rouge
the labyrinth
finding nemo
resident evil 1 & 2
the fifth element
high art
brokeback mountain (i bawled all day, srsly)
full metal jacket

Television:

six feet under, weeds, grey's anatomy

Books:

BEST BOOKS EVAR:
a tale of two cities
harry potter
name all the animals
the lord of the rings
cold sassy tree
rly good books:
catcher in the rye
the adventures of tom sawyer
the ultimate guide to cunnilingus
the kite runner
the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime
i, robot
war of the worlds
the journey to the centre of the earth
the invisible man
the historian
even after all this time
dracula
frankenstein
cats in the sun
heather has two mommies
world of warcraft dungeon companion
the perks of being a wallflower
do androids dream of electric sheep
life of pi
lord of the flies
a delusion of satan
salem, possessed
winesburg, ohio
eragon
brave new world
the roadauthors i like:
charles dickens
william shakespeare
margaret atwood
pablo neruda
issac asimov
margaret weis & tracy hickman
currently reading:
a thousand splendid suns, something asimov, anais nin, all the pretty horses

Heroes:

autumn

My Blog

selfless

apparently i'm not the only one who deems it incredibly important.so does j.k. rowling.such a good series...
Posted by teh shizzle on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:11:00 PST

my dreams

are incredible.i love being me sometimes.OKAY OKAY OKAY!I LOVE BEING ME ALL THE TIME.except for the not having millions of dollars.  i want to move away from traverse city and go play elsewhere....
Posted by teh shizzle on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:07:00 PST

BREAKING NEWS!

SAMPSON MADE HIS FIRST KILL!my mother has reported of a dead mouse in the guest room.  go sammy!!  you little vicious killer!!!and dang, that was a lot of wine last nite.  that's alllll...
Posted by teh shizzle on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST