We Are Moving To a 'Whitey-Tighty' World... |
"We Are Moving To a 'Whitey-Tighty' World..."I think Im going to stop wearing pants from now on. Actually, yeah, I think a nice shirt and some whitey tighties is something I could really invest in. P...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:08:00 GMT |
Mercy's Nemesis |
Footsteps ring out in a musty, hollow, empty hallway. Nothing else audible but the noises you choose to make. The walls bleeding with midnight blue and ebony, painted like a tapestry, colors mimick...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:43:00 GMT |
"Pardon me, but you're sagging..." |
(This was written for the Fremont Tribune Shopper and will be published in there)
Have you ever had a problem with your curves? They come in all different sizes. Some are bigger tha...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:04:00 GMT |
The Night the World Stole Christmas |
Picture this. You go to the hospital with your wife who is 8 months pregnant for a check up to make sure everything is on track. The doctors check her out and the nurse comes out saying "I'm sorry sir...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:53:00 GMT |
My Nashville Trip Review |
Hey everyone,
I figured I'd just type up a Nashville overall review and that'd be easier than having to repeat myself to everyone with the same questions.
Overall the trip was great, I had a lot of f...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:21:00 GMT |
There isn't Rolaids for this Spiritual Indigestion |
Do you hear that? There it goes again& and yet again. It's the sound of your heart and your mind syncopated to the beat of restlessness. To the sound of unsettled words and an unsett...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:53:00 GMT |
"Now Youve Gone and Done It...Youve Gone and Brought the Sexy Back" |
We are like fruit flies. We are. Or like those little gnats you see that are so subtle but fly right past your face almost taunting you like school yard bullies chanting "Brace face"& "Fou...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:05:00 GMT |
"Oh Mommy, Look at the Christian Monkeys Clap Their Hands!" |
Church worship services are like shooting off fireworks. There are the small little ones that make pretty colors like a rainbow or like one of singer, "Prince's" (or is it "The Artist Formerly K...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:30:00 GMT |
I Think I Just Peed on Gods Carpet.... |
Do you ever feel like that? Like when you know you just messed up pretty bad and it was like you are that super hyper puppy that greets everyone as they come in the house, but gets so excited an...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:31:00 GMT |
So Whoooo Wants to Be the Anti-Christ??? |
Sorry it's been so long since I've posted a blog I've had just a crazy, ridiculous last month or so to where I've just been exhausted or too busy to write.So have you noticed how many scams there are ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:01:00 GMT |
