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The Lorax

you can bomb the world to pieces, but you can never bomb it to peace...

About Me

You people are bad for my health...
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Your last words will be... "yea well, i fucked your mom."

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My Interests

anything that puts a smile on my face : )

I'd like to meet:

people... possibly your mom
Name: rob, robbo, robbie, robert, bert, bob, sexy??? whatever the fuck you wanna call me...
Birthday: whatever makes me 21
Birthplace: Miami
Current Location: on my ass... in front of a computer... o wait... miramar...
Eye Color: they change... brown/yelloe/green
Hair Color: blondeish brown
Height: 6'0 or 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrouds
Your Heritage: cuban
The Shoes You Wore Today: birkenstocks... and barefootedness...
Your Weakness: beautifull women
Your Fears: phuck that
Your Perfect Pizza: any shared with close friends
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: start a dub/ ska/jam band that wont have members end up deported... : (
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ... (no, really. its ...)
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: dunno.. you tell me.. I dont like bieng vain...
Your Bedtime: whenever the hell I say it is
Your Most Missed Memory: my short term memory
Pepsi or Coke: whichever tastes better w rum in it
MacDonalds or Burger King: bro's bbq... so good it makes u wanna slap yo mama
Single or Group Dates: I like hangin w friends but when im on a date i like that time spent with that person... either way, theyre fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton... but not the pre bottled 1
Chocolate or Vanilla: mint
Cappuccino or Coffee: cuban coffee; see heritage
Do you Smoke: ...
Do you Swear: fuck yea.
Do you Sing: yes... but verry few ppl have heard it...
Do you Shower Daily: twice daily if i find the time
Have you Been in Love: i thought i was once... er met one night, made passionate love, and never saw eachother again...
Do you want to go to College: im there fucker
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I think, there for... am I?
Are you a Health Freak: nahh
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the times
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Drums, Bass, most precussion instruments, and the electric bong flute as chris calls it...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope... I dislike shoplifting... not my thing
Ever been Drunk: I wonder... ummmmm... Fuck Yea
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face...
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: a long time ago... hypocritical of me but I dont...
How do you want to Die: dunno... happy after living a full life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy... I dont care so much about the destination as I do the road there
What country would you most like to Visit: holland... but only for amsterdam. fuck windmills
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever suits her... Im a sucker for girls with beautifull eyes
Favourite Hair Color: whatever looks good on the girl...
Short or Long Hair: also, whatever looks better or fits her better
Height: I dont like tall girls...
Weight: I dont mind weight, I just like dating a girl who looks good, and feels good about herself
Best Clothing Style: whatever suits the girls personality. I dont like when ppl try too hard
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: a billion... maybe more than that... who knows
Number of Piercings: all gone
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets. live life and fuck the past

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Music:

311
88 fingers louie
a tribe called quest
afroman
against all authority
against me
agent orange
alice in chains
alien ant farm
anti-flag
aphrodite
the aquabats
aquarium rescue unit
the ataris
atb
audio karate
audioslave
the autumn offring
bad religion
barington levy
the beastie boys
the beatles
beck
bedouin soundclash
beenie man
bennie benassi
the berlin prodject
big D and the kids table (I got to meet them)
bitter doji
black eyed peas
old blink 182
the bloodhound gang
blue oyster cult
blur
bob marley(R.I.P)
born jamericans
the bouncing souls
brand nubian
burning spear
bush
the butthole surfers
capdown
carlos rincon (I miss ya bro, come home)
the casualties
catch 22
choking victim
cypress hill
D12
damian marley
dangerdoom
the dead kennedys
the dispatch
dj caffeine
dj clue
dj dean
dj fresh
dj liquid
dj mystery
dj sasha
dj tiesto
the doors
dropkick murphies
Dub soulectors
Dubcat
Dubnysus
Duburbia
eagle eye cherry
eleven fingered charlie
the english beat
eric .b(with or without Rakim)
eric clapton
eve 6
everlast
far from
fat boy slim
fishbone
flaw
flogging molly
frankie paul
frenzal rhomb!!!
fuel
G.love and the special sauce
glassjaw
global dj's
gnarles barkley
goldfinger
gorillaz
the grateful dead
greyboy allstars
guns and roses
gym class heroes
herbie hancock
hoobastank
hootie and the blowfish
hot water music
howlin' wolf
illegal beats
immortal technique
incubus
infected mushroom
jack johnson
jefferson airplane
jimmi hendrix
jimmy eat world
keller williams
knowledgeborn 07
kottonmouth kings
krs one
leftover crack
the lemon pipers
less than jake (had my nose broken at 1 of their shows)
linkin park(re-animation is the best album ever)
lit
long beach dub allstars
loose connection (I miss you motherfuckers bieng grounded sucks balls
mad caddies
madness
mattisyahu
the mayavishnu orchestra
mi6
micheal franti (I actually met him at langerado, and have the pick he used fot his set w an autograph... : ) coolest motherfucker iv met
midtown
mighty mighty bosstones
miles davis
millencolin
msi
mr.dibs
murphys law
mustard plug
mxpx
NERD
nine inch nails
old no doubt
bo use for a name
nofx
nonpoint
oasis
operation ivy
OPM
orange
outkast
ozma
ozomatli
p-nuckle
pod
paco de-lucia
papoose
paul oakenfold
paul van dyke
pearl jam
pendulum
pennywise
pepper(I met kaleo and got a pic w him... look in my pictures and youll see the coolest picture ever)
perpetual groove
peter tosh
phish
pink floyd
the planet smashers
the presets
presidents of the united states
prodigy
protest the hero
pulley
radiohead
rage against the machine
the ramones
ramshackles(my 1st show ever)
rancid
ravi shankar
reel big fish(best show ever)
rise against
rory(had my nose broken at their show)
saliva
save ferris
sage francis
shakedown
silverchair
silverstien
ska-p
the skatalites
the skeletones
the slackers
slightly stoopid
smashing pumpkins
smashmouth(back when they were ska)
snoop dogg
the specials
the spin doctors
sr-71
steve vai
stevie ray vaughan
stp
story of the year
street dogs
streetlight manifesto(sickest show iv ever been to... reel big fish, streetlight, and mxpx with whole wheat bread)
Sublime (brad, the whole world misses you and the great things you did for music much respect)
the supervillains(coolest motherfuckers ever)
the toasters
they might be giants
third eye blind
tokyo ska paradise orchestra
the toy dolls
tsunami bomb
tsunami rising
the vandals
vcr
the virus
voodoo glow skulls
westbound train
wheatus
the who
whole wheat bread
widespread panic
wyclef john
the ziggens
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Movies:

the professional, the boondock saints, and stigmata are by far the best movies ever!!!, all of the jay and silent bob movies, all of the cheech and chong movies, and, slc punk, all of the friday movies, and dont be a menace to south central while drinkin your juice in the hood!!!

Television:

rots your eyeballs...

Books:

anything orwellian, vonnegut, anne rynd and such... otherwise the classics calvin and hobbes,anything by jhonen vazquez... otherwise im reading the stuff on the inside of my eyelids...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Heroes:

Gabby M, Nat, Kris, Sam, My brothers, Alex, Patty. all of these people are like brothers and sisters to me except for carlos and tommy. they actually are my brothers... Iv said it before, and Ill say it again... life is good

also, to all the fallen greats. brad nowells, stevie ray vaughan, timmothy leary, jerry garcia, terrance mckenna, anyone else who made a worthwhile contribution to the world, and my parents...

My Blog

simpsons quoting my heroes (pink floyd) how awesome is that

so today I was watching the simpsons and it was the episode about when homer becomes a missionary and as it turns out as homer was licking a toad and tripping out marge called him on a ham radio and e...
Posted by The Lorax on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:40:00 PST

my kid genious and I

soooo. today in the mall me and my kid genious (my 10 year old brother carlos) were talking about philosophy and the topic of zen buddism came up... he told ,e that he learned that in zen they believe...
Posted by The Lorax on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:28:00 PST