Randall Pal! --
[adjective]:
Benevolent to a fault
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Like a Hoser to Strange Brew, I'm as idiosyncratic as a Seinfeld character, and most anyone who knows me can attest to this admission. It could be much worse though, for being a Seinfeld character would be the shit!
I'm always on some new philosophical tip or have some new life aspiration, and although most of them never die, 24-hour days, priorities and feasibility issues usually shuffle them off to the all-inclusive back burner of my slowly waning memory!
For example, I still plan on being a commercial airline Pilot, World Traveler, CPA, CFA, Washington Economist, Attorney, Pro Poker Player, Pro Golfer, Philosopher, Ice Cream Shop Owner, Touring Guitarist and/or Drummer, B-Boy, and many other things I can't seem to recall under pressure.
I at one point embraced a form of moderate communism, but this political/economic belief was relinquished when I ascended to the sacred land of Southern California and the third red scare, where people feared compromising their god-given right to sport Armani suites and Gucci handbags.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. If this is true, then one must ask thy self but a single question: was the picture to the left worth the myriad brain cells that were just slaughtered as this section was read?
P.S. But seriously, don't take me seriously unless I begin a sentence with "But seriously-"
But seriously, I pity, detest, fear and make smug faces at the Bush Administration and the entire GOP!
