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(¯`·.¸¤ Jade ¤¸.·´¯)

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About Me

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"Well, let's see.... I enjoy long walks on the beach. My turn offs are hairy men and sweat and Jell-o makes me way hot. Wait, that's the wrong interview. But you get the point. For those of you who know me, know who I am and what I am all about (drinking, laughing, shopping, and having more fun than one person should). For those of you who are curious, see above ... or, uh ... i guess below, as well
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jade
Birthday: January 14, 1982
Birthplace: Beaumont, Texas
Current Location: Williamsburg, Virginia
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5*2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Spicy Cajun Girl
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas and FLIPS! I live in flips
Your Weakness: Hot boys and Jell-O
Your Fears: Sweaty boys and spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Passing my classes would be nice
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ugh, do I really need a shower or can I sleep for 20 more minutes??
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair, geez!!
Your Bedtime: What, am I 12?
Your Most Missed Memory: ThunderCats
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, it's so great the way it makes you feel like you're all ... uh ... never mind
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither ... don't really do the fast food thing
Single or Group Dates: Always do it in a group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, I prefer mine fresh brewed
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mixed
Cappuccino or Coffee: Venti Carmel Mochiato
Do you Smoke: When I drink!
Do you Swear: All the time, especially when I drink
Do you Sing: Only when I drink, shower, or think no one is looking in my car
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Everyday
Do you want to go to College: I do, silly
Do you want to get Married: Possible ... but the karats will have to be just right
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't, no one else will!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I drink
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course I do!! What kind of question is that?
Are you a Health Freak: uh ... nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Only when I drink
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nope, scared of lightning
Do you play an Instrument: Only when I drink
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Lots of it
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, but only when I drink
In the past month have you been on Drugs: who told you?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: what do you consider a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: duh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not likely
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only when I drink
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, because I got it like that
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the last month, it's a little cold for that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I like to think of it more as borrowing with no intention of returing it
Ever been Drunk: It's crazy, but only when I drink
Ever been called a Tease: If you know me, you can answer this one for yourself
Ever been Beaten up: I'm a lover, not a fighter
Ever Shoplifted: No, that's stealing and I just borrow
How do you want to Die: Old and peacefully with a bloated corpse
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Britney Spears
What country would you most like to Visit: Uzbekistan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Grey
Favourite Hair Color: Brownish Blondish
Short or Long Hair: Depends on who he is
Height: tall
Weight: not too skinny
Best Clothing Style: I like a man who looks like he's going to hit me then tell me it's my fault
Number of Drugs I have taken: 756148981, or 3
Number of CDs I own: 500
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing and I remember most of it
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Create your own friendquiz here MySpace Profile Photo Editor You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?Your primary vice is drinking
You can always escape your troubles in a drunken stupor. Plus everyone knows your name at that little pub down the street.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Is that one really a suprise to anyone?
You Are an Appletini
Most of the time, you're a typical party girl.
But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal. What Mixed Drink Are You?
You Are Lemon Meringue Pie
You're the perfect combo of sassy and sweet
Those who like you have well refined tastes What Kind of Pie Are You? See how lucky you people are?? ;)
Your Fortune Is
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

Angel Dust
People Iced: Thirty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Fifteen
Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: None. Pathetic.
Eyes Gouged: Six
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Joey Diamonds
Get Your HITMAN Name
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
What's Your Secret Talent?

MY RESULT: Excellent Shower Singer


You could be the next American Idol – if all the episodes were taped in a locker room.
Why? You’re a fantastic, Grammy Award-winning singer, but for some reason it only works when you’re taking a shower. Step out from behind the vinyl curtain and your singing skills fall somewhere between so-so and pretty great. If you can figure out a way to bring your act out of the shower, we’ll all be very impressed. In the meantime, keep on singing into the shower bottle – it sounds wonderful!

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I keep telling people they should here me when no one is around ...i sound great!! jade --
[adjective]:
Smelling like turnips at all times
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Jeff and Connie are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Jade, on January 14, 1982.
Unfortunately, Jade was born with the ability to start fires with their mind.
Jeff and Connie are crying in the corner.
What Did Your Birth Announcement Say? at QuizGalaxy.com Can you believe I know this awesome skater ... personally? I know ... I rock so hard!

My Interests

Sex, coke, and Rock and Roll. HA! If my life was that interesting, would I really be making this profile? Not likely...

I'd like to meet:

Everyone ... I love to meet new people! As long as they aren't sweaty or creepy. Not all about that.

Music:

My Chemical Romance, Kelly Clarkson, Green Day, Britney Spears, Bach, The Killers, Hot Hot Heat, Dropkick Murphys, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Aerosmith, Tchovski, The Casualties, Slipknot, System of a Down, Weezer, Johnny Lang, The Bare Naked Ladies, Tom Jones (don't ask), William Shatner (daddy complex). Basically, I am really eclectic and don't commit. I think it's quirky, but the doctors call it ADD.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Lady and the Tramp, House of 1000 Corpses, Bambi, Fight Club, Speed (that's right), Silence of the Lambs, Mean Girls, Clueless, Napolean Dynamite, The Notebook, Big Fish, Butterfly Effect, Hostel, Prom Queen, Devil's Rejects ... I don't discriminate with movies, I love them all too much!

Television:

I watch entirely too much television to commit to just a few. Antiques Roadshow, Friends, Will and Grace, Medium, Grey's Anatomy (totally addicted), Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, The Oblongs, Fairly Oddparents, The X's, Invader Zim ... okay, maybe not a lot of TV, so much as a lot of cartoons.

Books:

I love The World According to Garp. That is my favorite book of all time. I also love anything scary. But I prefer my books in their natural movie form.

Heroes:

Peter Griffin and Britney Spears.Peter because he can do whatever he wants and still has a house.Britney because she is backwoods, Lousianna, trash and is worth millions because she was in the right place at the right time (thank you Mickey Mouse Club). That's what I wanna do ... absolutely nothing and have people worship me for it!

haha ... this is who this site thinks I look like!

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My Blog

One Down ...

I did it ... I finished at Tommy Tech.  I have my Associates Degree in Science.  Officially, as of yesterday.  Now I'm waiting to hear from 4 year schools. Keep your fingers crosse...
Posted by (¯`·.¸¤ Jade ¤¸.·´¯) on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:35:00 PST

The Evil "V"

I just need to vent about work for a minute to two. Okay ... have you ever talked to someone and it's like trying to communicate with an eggplant?  That's our new pharmacist.  One would thi...
Posted by (¯`·.¸¤ Jade ¤¸.·´¯) on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:42:00 PST

blahg

hello people who like my boring life ... You are in for a treat today ... I have nothing to write about, other than the fact that I am BORED!!  Let's start with ... people.  That's always a...
Posted by (¯`·.¸¤ Jade ¤¸.·´¯) on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:07:00 PST

just a little whatever

To those of you who actually like to hear me ramble~ I don't really have all that much interesting to say, so I'll just type with no end or meaning ... Well ... there are a few things I have been thi...
Posted by (¯`·.¸¤ Jade ¤¸.·´¯) on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:13:00 PST

Old Friends

It's so narcissistic to think that anyone really cares about what's on my mind, ya know?  But this is really a great way to get things out.  So to everyone who actually cares ... you are so ...
Posted by (¯`·.¸¤ Jade ¤¸.·´¯) on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:51:00 PST

What a Weekend

Hey to those of you who are interested! What a crazy weekend!  Too much booze and tons of fun.  We were celebrating Jen's (my best friend) birthday!  It was great.  A little blury;...
Posted by (¯`·.¸¤ Jade ¤¸.·´¯) on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:12:00 PST

hmm ... I hate anatomy and physiology

Hey there everyone ... if anyone actually reads this ... Nothing really great to report.  Just wanted to drop a note to say what's going on.  I have a Physioex to do for Anatomy and Physiolo...
Posted by (¯`·.¸¤ Jade ¤¸.·´¯) on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 05:09:00 PST