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Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:56:00 GMT |
my ode to spam. yum. |
Fore-warning: I use lots of parentheses (tangents) and CAPS. (I write very dramatically. PIZZAAAZZ!) It's also against my religion to proof read.Ahem...Just when you think you've tackled that silly li...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:19:00 GMT |
103423 degrees in my head. |
WHAT'S UP? I'll tell you what's up. My cat's been missing since Tuesday night... I found her at approxiametly 6 AM Sunday morning in the pantry cabinet, dried up poop and all. What I want to know is h...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:27:00 GMT |
no subject. (6:12 AM.) |
There's a soda can in the river that floats upstreams towards a destination of land mines and garbage dumpsters that hither neither another Coors LIGHT, please, carbs will kill me, there's a headset o...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:06:00 GMT |
bad day at work. |
I broke down for the first time at work earlier tonight. SO MANY OTHER OPPURTUNITIES HAVE RISEN TO DO SO (count: approx 2934 other oppurtunities, like the time I had 10 people barking at my face to do...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT |
Dreams of orca whales and little bags of cocaine. |
This one goes out to my 3 subscribed blog readers -- I love you, guyssssz, despite that I only really know one of you but you moved far far away, and I kinda know one of you from the internet and I do...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:52:00 GMT |
Thank you, interneb. |
Thanks to the internet, I've spent all weekend reveling in people's stupidity via myspace.com and youtube.com... I give myself some credit for being brighter than these people. -- YET.. I CAN"T.. BREA...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:35:00 GMT |
Epiphany times ten... |
The Rockville Lanes, 2:00 AM, drunk. Surrounded by intoxicated folk familiar and unfamiliar to me. A black cloud lurking over all familiar peoples heads, while those unfamiliar ask me i...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:59:00 GMT |
Red coat -- 50 points. |
I have a new hobby of laying in my bed in my dorm room and inconspiciously looking out the window. And when people pull up in their little self-defenseless cars and their little self-defenseless selve...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 14:18:00 GMT |
'Tis been awhile... |
And that's not a foolin'.
It's raining outside my window.
I have dirty dishes all over my bed, go figure.
My Holga is under my foot.
I wish I had the time to use it.
I went to Elizabeth Park...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Mar 2005 22:28:00 GMT |
