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Dylan

a man with big, prominent eyes like a lobster's.

About Me

game. hustling. cock fights.

My Interests

music, reading, talking shit, playing a game i made up called, "tap, tap", bikes, sushi, my friends art that is way better than my own, independent thought, excessive binge drinking, nerd stuff i won't admit to, football, and living fast (which includes doing life functions fast, i.e. driving, eating, walking, sleeping, ect.)

I'd like to meet:

amanda blank. m.i.a. captin crunch. batman. count chochula. devlin. darko. swamp thing. pigpen. aunt jemima. lizzy. tag team. skeletor. uncle gabby. drinky crow. hamburgler. knee pad guy. meatman. master shake. wilt chamberlin. champ. larry bird. bigfoot. christina ricci. abominal snowman. debbie deb. mono. daniel clowes. charles bukowski. cookie monster. reggie jackson. beyonce. tony millionare. paul newman. dracula. green lantern. lady soverign. head zombie. mr. planters. frankstien. mf doom. jel. autobots. lindsay lohan. professor zyberg. wonder woman. black widow. ying yang twins. rihanna. the mechanic. jan ulrich. david rees. jessica alba. sof' boy. disater chomp. phat girlz. bi segg. j-lo. dolomite. wendy. arby. carl. redman. hellbroke. lindsay lohan. commander venus. yogi. donna summers. jack kuerack. tiny tim. john wayne. r. crumb. uffie. madonna . ciara. kirosawra. make believe. fuck the rest of ya.

Music:

shower songs

Movies:

movies take to long for those of us who live fast

Television:

i hate television but i have 800 channels

Books:

readings for fags

Heroes:

Caleb Portnoy, definitly.