Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. |
The Chuck Norris dollar buys 3 Canadian dollars, and trades at parity with the euro. Chuck Norris trades on fear and greed simultaneously. Alan Greenspan calls Chuck Norris ....The Maestro.'' . Chuck ...
Posted by Kris on Fri, 02 May 2008 05:21:00 PST |
Kaitlin-chapter 2 |
Kaitlin had just finished writing a compare and contrast paper on the novel "Less than Zero" by Bret Easton Ellis and the movie of the same name. It had taken her almost a week to get it just right be...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:03:00 PST |
If you stand in one place long enough... |
I was just hanging out at my local dive bar, when I smell a familiar scent. I know immediately that it is her. How could my past just walk into the one place where nobody really knows me. Not the r...
Posted by Kris on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:55:00 PST |
Thought of the Day |
You really think I'm skinny? Wait - anorexic skinny or bulimic skinny?
Posted by Kris on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:32:00 PST |
My New Obsession! |
I am now addicted to singing Karaoke at my local bar... It is the weirdest thing because I am really self conscious about even talking in front of a crowd. My legs are literally shaking as I walk up...
Posted by Kris on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 12:50:00 PST |
Was it worth it? |
I had to lose my mind in order to find myself...I am not the same as I used to be and I miss my innocence, the way I used to look at the world...am I alone in craving the ignorance I once had over the...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:30:00 PST |
The Nature Of the Strip (chapter 1) |
The first time I walked into the Austin Bluffs Ballet, I had that old familiar feeling of nervousness and clarity at the same time. It was like that first kiss with a new lover or that first line of c...
Posted by Kris on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 03:12:00 PST |
My current state of mind |
If unrealized potential is my greatest sin, why do I feel so horrible all the time? I havent killed or hurt anyone. I am sad and unless I figure a way out of this void I live in who knows ...
Posted by Kris on Sat, 13 May 2006 05:46:00 PST |
First Chapter of Kaitlin...new story I just finished |
What you dont know about me keeps you a victim in waiting, but it also keep you from going insane. What you dont know about me keep you happy and complaisant. Oh, and also breathing You dont realize t...
Posted by Kris on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:53:00 PST |
The ONLY relationship advise you need! |
If it is not reciprocal, something is wrong!THIS IS ALWAYS TRUE...
Posted by Kris on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:48:00 PST |
