I Am A Persian Woman;
Persian Women
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VADyN45rBWM
The Will of Darius The King of Persia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73SyhRtKTZI
[P] : [ Persian : .. per-shen , per-zhen ,
per-zhi-an .. , n : 1 : superiority :) ,
2 : may cause you to bow down
to them :) , 3 : may make one feel
inferior to them :) , 4 : blind-ens
you with it's beauty :) , 5 : causes
some facial muscles to move
when you see one(the corners
of the mouth stretches from ear
to ear - eyebrows move upward
forming wide arches - all frontal
teeth appear) , 6 : their
goodbyes lasts 93 to 95 minutes
(depending on the weather) , 7 :
their two most popular expressions:
1)Ghorbaaneh Shoma Beram=I will
give my self to be sacrificed for you
2)Fadaayeh Shoma Besham=I will
sacrifice my self for you - in fact if
in reality take place-in less than
3 hours there will be no Persian
left on the face of this planet ,
8 : to please you they will move
heaven and earth , 9 : when
invited to their house expect
only for their dog to be ready to
open the door(that's if they
have a dog) , 10 : they arrive at
9:15 pm for a party that starts
at 6:30 pm , 11 : they say dinner
at 7:30 pm-you will be chewing
on mints until 10:30 pm , 12 :
have arguments about the
amounts of edibles on the
coffee-table before you arrive
at their house , 13 : have arguments
about the amounts of edibles on
the coffee-table after you leave
their house , 14 : in your backyard
-if you suddenly come across a
shoe-flying over your head barely
missing you-it has probably been
thrown by a Persian mother at
her disobedient teenage son-
and as usual he'd ducked , 15 :
marriage for their males-need the
approval from both parents - all
siblings - all aunts - all uncles -
all cousins - all nephews - all
nieces - all friends - all coworkers -
all neighbors , 16 : marriage for
their females-need the approval
from their fathers , 17 : their women
when married-kiss their rights and
sanity goodbye , 18 : their men
when married-kiss their opinions -
hair and flat bellies goodbye ,
19 : father of the bride pays for
the ceremony , 20 : father of the
groom pays for the reception ,
21 : mother of the bride-cries for
her daughter's Future(Putting Up
With An Iranian Man) , 22 : mother
of the groom-builds up steam
For The future(to throw all the faults
in the world at her new daughter
in-law starting the next morning-after
the wedding) , 23 : their daughters
are raise to bear the difficulties
of life , 24 : their sons are raised
to be demanding , 25 : the only
available options for an educational
degree which are approved by
both parents - all siblings - all
aunts - all uncles - all cousins -
all nephews - all nieces - all
friends - all neighbors are:
medical/engineering/law , 26 :
the only majors they study are
medical/engineering/law , 27 :
the only fields the work in are
medical/engineering/law , 28 :
they Are doctors/engineers/
lawyers , 29 : have been living
and breathing on this planet for
over eight thousand years(Note to
other nations:pull up your diapers)
, 30 : Persian Cat , 31 : Persian
Lamb , 32 : Persian Rug , 33 :
Persian Wheel , 34 : Persian Gulf ,
35 : Persian Caviar , 36 : Persian
Empire(the largest empire in the
documented history of the world)
, 37 : First to tell time in history
of humanity , 38 : first to celebrate
New Year(the first day of the
season of Spring) , 39 : first to
celebrate birthdays , 40 : first to
use cake in birthdays(Darius the
Great 500 BC-when he conquered
Egypt) , 41 : first to explain the
cause of rainbows(Qutb shirazi
-13th century) , 42 : first to
measure the distance between
the Earth and the Moon(Nasser
Tousi-13th century) , 43 : first to
print the first scientific book after
the invention of printing machine
("The Cannon Of Abu Ali Sina"
which was the most popular text
book of medicine in European
colleges and universities during
the middle ages up to 18th century
and it was written by a Persian
physicist/philosopher known in
the western world as Avicenna) ,
44 : first people to establish a
college of medicine , 45 : first to
established a school of astronomy ,
46 : first to operate on human
skull(3000 BC) , 47 : first to
diagnose and treat Meningitis
(Abu Ali Sina-Avicenna-11th
century) , 48 : first to treat Small
Pox(Zackariah Razi-known in the
western world as Rhazes-10th
century) , 49 : first to discover
the industrial Alcohol-Ethanol
(Zackariah Razi/Rhazes) , 50 :
first people who believed in
ONE GOD(Mithra-ism 7000 years
ago) , 51 : first people to build
cities-stay and live in them , 52 :
first to introduced numerals to the
west(Khwarizmi-9th century-up
until then the west was using
Roman numerals) , 53 : first to
use fish as food(people around
the Persian Gulf) , 54 : first to
discover and harvest Pearls(3000
BC-people around the Persian
gulf) , 55 : first to domesticate
goats - sheep - cows - camels
and horses , 56 : first to have a
system of central government
(to run and overlook all smaller
local governments) , 57 : first to
have insurance by the government
(Cyrus The Great) , 58 : first to
have a leader who's name had
prefix of "The Great"(200 years
before Alexander was given this
prefix ) , 59 : first to standardized
weight - measurements and money
(500 BC) , 60 : first to use
accounting tools(7000 BC) , 61 :
first to discover beer making
techniques(Medeo-Persia 5-6000
years ago) , 62 : first to discover
wine making methods(King
Fereidoon of Persia) , 63 : first
people who unified diverse tribes
to form a nation(Cyrus The Great)
, 64 : first to build the world's first
super highway "The Silk Road"
(it connected east-China to the
west-Europe and included many
rest areas-bazaars-caravans..etc.)
, 65 : first to document in clay
tablets(legal codes - recipes -
ledgers - deeds - receipts -
medical prescriptions - myths
and lists from types of birds to
the types of woods to make
musical instruments) , 66 : first
to have custom duties , 67 : first
to have official records , 68 : first
people to ABOLISH SLAVERY
(Cyrus The Great-2500 years ago)
, 69 : first to produce glass(2000
BC) , 70 : first to use Navy in
military operations(500 BC) , 71 :
first to ride on horses(cave
paintings in Lorestan dated 15,000
BC) , 72 : First Human Civilization
"Eilam"( 500 years ahead of Egypt-
1000 years ahead of India-
2000 years ahead of China-
3000 years ahead of Greece-
4000 years ahead of Rome)
, 73 : invented irrigated farming ,
74 : invented brick , 75 : invented
the art of tile making , 76 :
invented writing , 77 : invented
the first calendar(4000 years ago
with 354 days) , 78 : invented the
most accurate calendar(1300 years
ago - the "Jalali Solar Calendar"
by the Persian mathematician
and poet Omar Khayyam - the
Khayyam's calendar has an error
of only one day in every 5000
years-as opposed to one day in
every 3500 years for the western
Gregorian calendar) , 79 :
invented postal system , 80 :
invented money(800 BC) , 81 :
invented tax system , 82 :
invented The Wheel(the wheel
was invented in the Cradle Of
Civilization - in an area known
as Medeo-Persia) , 83 : invented
various musical instruments
(six stringed tar=sitar/cit tern -
santour=dulcimer - tambour=
tambourine - ud=four stringed
tamboura/lute - ney=flute) , 84 :
invented the first legal code
system that protected the weak -
the widow - and the orphan(the
code of Hammurabi) , 85 : invented
and declared the first Charter Of
HUMAN RIGHTS(Cyrus The Great) ,
86 : invented the game of polo
(chugan) , 87 : invented the game
of poker(Aas) , 88 : invented
trousers(while the male Greeks
and others preferred skirts) , 89 :
invented the pajamas(pa=leg -
jama/jame'=clothe) , 90 : invented
chewing gum(saqqez) , 91 :
invented parasol(decorative
umbrella used as an honor over
the heads of the kings and the
dignitaries) , 92 : invented the
first computing machine(Kashani
-15th century) , 93 : invented first
electric battery(parthian battery) ,
94 : invented combination locks
with secret numbers(12th century)
, 95 : invented and built the Suez
Canal , 96 : invented condominiums
(Kanduan - plural for Kandu) , 97 :
invented wind-shaft(Baad-gir the
earliest form of modern air
conditioner) , 98 : invented
windmill(the famous Holland
Windmills are originated from
Persia) , 99 : invented Calvary
in military and it's use in wars ,
100 : originators of The Knights
Of The King , 101 : originators
of the first secret service called
The Eyes And The Ears Of The
King , 102 : the originators of the
art of Archery(the world famous
parthian/parting shots) , 103 :
originators of the Art of Miniature
(Maani-600 BC) , 104 : originators
of the mother of all languages
Sanskrit before it went to India ,
105 : originators of most(if not all)
clothing and dresses of the Mogul
Dar bar in Indian subcontinent
(Nehru tunic - Shirwani - the Jinah
Cap made of lamb skin - Shalvar
Qamis - the Turban - the Parsi Gara
which is a Persian style embroidery
in India - Sukarno cap in Brunei/
Indonesia/Malaysia/Singapore/
/Philippines...etc.) , 106 : originators
of wrestling both as an art of war
and sport , 107 : completed and
perfected the game of chess(10th
century - horse breeding - horse
riding and Knights of the King
all originated from Persia hence
the words like Rokh=Rook -
shah=king - shah mat=checkmate
- Chariot... etc. are all Persian
words) , 108 : Persians founded
modern mathematics , 109 :
founded universities that exported
teachers in medicine - mathematics
- philosophy - theology - literature
and poetry(the world's famous
poet Molavi known in the western
world as Rumi - also Omar Khayyam
- Hafiz - Ferdowsi and many more) ,
110 : Persian is the origin of all
Indo-European languages-almost
some 3,000 words in the English
language are originated in Persia
(paradise - star - bazaar - caravan -
bank - check - Roxan/Roxana -
Rose - Jasmin - Parthia - shots -
sugar - paw - cow - name - bread -
no - bad - better - musk - pajamas
- orange - Dervish - khaki - Sepoy
.....etc.) , 111 : Persians pioneered
THE FREEDOM OF RELIGION
AND FREEDOM OF CULTURE
(and the support and the protection
of minorities-Cyrus The Great) ,
112 : a Persian is from the land of
glorious Nation Of IRAN , 113 :
he/she is from the land that is
evocative of LOVE - BEAUTY -
HONOR AND PRESTIGE , 114 :
he/she IS AN IRANIAN , 115 :
he/she is from an Extraordinary
Civilization , 116 : a civilization
that orientalist French professor
Kalamar of the Sorbonne university
of Paris said: "The Persian
Civilization Is The Mother Of All
Civilizations" , 117 : is a civilization
that world historian Philip Groisser,
(New York 1970-p 17)wrote: "The
Greeks and the Romans later
Copied the best features of the
Persian method of Governing An
Empire" , 118 : it is a civilization
that professor Arthur A. Pope
said: "The World Owes It's
Greatest Industrial Developments
in the early stages to the Persian
civilization" , 119 : a Persian is
the descendant of the mighty
courageous pioneers who with
their unsurpassed intellect
devoted their lives for the better
of human civilization , 120 :
"The Western World Has A
Vast Unpaid Dept To The
Persian Civilization" -
professor Arthur A. Pope .
********************** [All statements above, are NOT approved by Freemasons - British government - French government - Russian government - CIA - NSA - The Mullahs - Greeks - Arabs - Turks] :-) ************ [All statements above, ARE approved by intellectual institutions(excluding British intellectual institutions)] :-)
*************** Written by Shideh B. - August 2007 *****************************
Please note that, most facts above have been researched and gathered from various sources including the Internet-youtube etc...
For more facts and information about "Persians" please research them yourself (there are a lot more). ****************** If you are questioning the 100% accuracy of the above statements... "BITE ME" :-)
Only Breath by RUMI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZqAnIp5dMQ
