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Forced Commando, feat. The Clamp

About Me

Formed based on a common passion for circle headbanging, the Tardies have been ruling the table tennis circuits for months (and worshipping Satan along the way, promoting great joint health -no arthritis here).
But don't take our word for it, here's what our fans have to say:
"FUCK U ur a gay piece of shit and i hope u die u sick mother fuckin homo"
-Some obviously well-educated homophobe
"I clicked on your profile to see what you were about as I do everyone that puts in a friends request. The first thing I read let me know that you are an asshole. My girlfriend happens to be asian dickhead. I'm a lesbian and far from a man hater, but you are the very reason that women are joining the other team."
-Some carpet-muncher
"Yes you could help me. How do I change the settings so that only interesting, intelligent people, with something clever to say, ask to be my friend? Is that an option?"
-Some cunt
"You guys are beyond stupid funny. Please for the love of god never talk to me again. P.S. Please never write another song either (if you can even call it that) with most sincerity, Shawn"
-Some Dude Named Shawn

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 19/09/2005
Band Members: Jib - Shoes,
Grobuth - Anal Blasting,
Prongser - Rare Stamp/Coin Collecting,
Luytee - Fetal Sodomy,
Gibble - Table Tennis Trainer,
Wanktum - Groupie,
Mooj - Spiritual Advisor,
Quincy - Bed Wetter

Influences: beautiful sunsets, walks on the beach, and dead bunny rabbits.
Sounds Like: Fetuses chewing their way out of the womb. We're also told we sound like a baby in a microwave...but we're really not sure, we were too busy jerking off.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Definition of "Lion After Kill Style"

Why did a brutal, satan worshipping, table tennis playing, metal band like Forced Commando write a song that sounds like "Lion After Kill Style???"  Let's put the meaning of the song in perspecti...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:20:00 GMT