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About Me

I like to break awkward silence with a joke. I can be somewhat impulsive. I think I'm a very easy going person. Some people have told me that I talk to much. I say they don't listen enough. I have a problem misplacing my remote control for my tv. I can get mad at my family and yell at them......if you say anything not so nice about my family though I'll probably twack you. I can crack my jaw in and out of place. And I love doing it because it makes people laugh.....or throw up. Either one I get a kick out of. Hurra Torpedo: Total Eclipse of the Heart
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I'd like to meet:

Vince Vaughn, Keith Buckley, & the person that invented chocolate chip pancakes.....ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yea. Anyone who can be their self and loves to laugh. That asshole that cut me off on the beltline this morning.

My Blog

My plagerizing of my associate, whom we will call Brian

This was written by a great man.  A profit if you will.  His name shall remain secret..... that is unless you know his name is Brian Conradt.     First off, Im a simple man. I...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 18:36:00 GMT

Now there is a whole new way to shit yourself!

McDonalds snack wraps........they'll make you want to rip you insides out.  Congradulations McDonalds!  You took something that you already had on the menu and switched the bun with a floure...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:27:00 GMT

stupid conversation

Matty: You should make a cookie dough penisMe: Noo!! A cookie dough vagina!Matty: NOOO make a cookie dough penis that's really small with HUGE BALLS!Me: I should make a huge cookie dough penis and a d...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:32:00 GMT

MADISON, MADISON, MADISON!!!

Madison is a fun town....if you like madison you should live there.  The people are friendly and the skys are blue.  Downtown offers many o choices for fine dining.  Italian; Noodles &a...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:24:00 GMT

Birthday and Farting

For those of you who don't know that my birthday is coming up on Jan. 29 you now know because I just told you in this sentence.I thought some of you might enjoy this short story.  Let me know wha...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:56:00 GMT

Blue Monkey Flashlight

Best christmas present EVER............ever!
Posted by on Sun, 26 Dec 2004 22:23:00 GMT