I'm hardly even ON FaceSpace. |
Why do I have this MySpace profile if I'm never going to update it or let anyone know what I'm doing or, like, use it? What's the point? These are the questions that plague me. Those, and why do I f...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:38:00 GMT |
You know what’s depressing? |
I'll tell you what's depressing. Walking to the video store withe five dollars to burn- TO BURN I SAY- because they've got a wicked 3-for-$5 VHS clearance section, only to find that it's been reduced ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 08:20:00 GMT |
An awesome day |
Yesterday I decided to go to the store but my car didn't want to go- it wouldn't start. I opened the hood but quickly remembered that I had no fucking clue what to look for, so I tried to "tough talk"...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:54:00 GMT |
When I become President of the Universe... |
...which is totally bound to happen at SOME point, there are a few things I will be outlawing- just so you know.1) leaf blowers (use a fucking broom or a rake! should someone invent a SILENT leaf blow...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:47:00 GMT |
I totally saw some hookers! |
I was driving home from a friend's house around 2am and there on a street corner was a bunch of hookers standing en masse - VERY exciting, as I'd never seen them gathered in such large numbers before....
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 18:28:00 GMT |
It’s enough to make one feel irrelevant. |
It's a well-known fact that I'm a total whore. Why, give me a mere kind glance and I'll do practically anything! Wait, that's not what I mean.What I mean is, I've posted boring old press releases abou...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:46:00 GMT |
This is SO boring, but I don’t care. |
I am about to talk about my hair, so...you know, turn back now if you think you'll be bored. I bet you will be, so if you stick around and then you're all "Oh my god that was SO fucking boring", I wo...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:47:00 GMT |
FANGORIA ticket giveaway! |
Hi children,I’m giving away 2 tickets to Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors in Los Angeles because I LOVE YOU. The con is April 25-27 and the giveaway contest ends April 14. Read all about it...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:59:00 GMT |
Anyone else zombie-ed out? |
So I checked out the trailer for the upcoming Romero flick, Diary of the Dead (myspace.com/diaryofthedead) and...well, I saw it. I don't know, it looks swell and all, but it didn't really get me ampe...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:59:00 GMT |
