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I think I have a case of mood poisoning, it must be something I hate
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That's Me and My Sistah
I mask my contempt for the general population with a facade of silly giddiness
I share my bed with a mean and ornery 11lb dog, but he curls up in the crook of my back and makes it all ok.
I am pimptastic. I'm not from here, and you don't know me. I am a sell out. I will tell you I will do something and not show up. You have a better chance of me being there if I tell you I can't make it. I am late, a lot. Not "oops, I accidentally took too long" late. It's more like "I know I should have walked out the door 10 minutes ago, but I'm gonna sit here and check my email anyway" kinda late. On the flip side, I wont get mad at you if you're late or sell me out, although a phone call would be appreciated. I like to go out, but only every now and then. I like to drive my own car, so I can leave when I want to. If I've known you more than a week, we've probably already had a disagreement. Get over it. I have. I hate peanut butter and guys who only talk to hot chicks. Ugly chicks have feelings too, or so I've heard. I hate bullshit almost as much as I hate drama. Don't hang your towel on my door, it won't fit in the frame. I actually personally know almost every one on my friend list, and typically deny friend requests from bands and people who dont bother to send a note or humorous antecdote. Entertain me and I'll be your friend. You'll be glad you made the effort. I like the words mock and prolly. Prolly's not a word, but it prolly should be. I can't stand scandalous bitches. There's a line with girlfriends and if you dont know where it is and not to cross it then I dont need you. I've got enough friends. I dont like getting dragged into the middle of everyones bullshit and I dont like getting blamed for shit that is not my fault. If you say something to me or about me I will call you out on it immediately. That's how I roll. Oh, and dont lie to me. I will find out. I promise you that.
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
"I make good life choices. Mostly because they're forced on me. But I make them, and I find myself in unpleasant situations all the time. You know why? Because even if you have a choice, it can and will be taken away from you. Were all fate's bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now"
You Are 80% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader. How Weird Are You?
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My Interests

I've adopted a piggy. Isn't he cute! He's hungry, feed him apples.

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I like it all. Live for today, yada yada yada.
I like the sun, but not when it's so hot you can't function (ala So Fla 9 months of the year)
I like sand, but not in the crack of my ass.
I like music, live and good.
I like to dance in the kitchen, it's fun
I like movies, but I always pick bad ones
I like to laugh till my eyes tear and my abs hurt
and there's nada like a good book

Oh, yeah, and my dog, I totally love my nasty attack dog.

I'd like to meet:

John Galt; people who read

Music:


Aesop Rock
Alice in Chains
Billie Holiday
Billy Joel
Black Eyed Peas
Bob Dylan
Bob Marley
Brooks & Dunn
Bruce Springstein
Coal Chamber
Counting Corws
Crazy Town
Death Cab for Cutie
Depeche Mode
Dire Straits
Eminem
Eric Clapton
Etta James
Faith Hill
Faith No More
Fourth Dimension
Garth Brooks
G N' R ( real GNR, not that fucking CRAP axl thinks he can put out under the same name, cocksucker)
Gnarls Barkley
Jack Johnson
Janis Joplin
Jem
Kenny Chesney
Kottonmouth Kings
Linkin Park
Miles Davis
Mos Def
NIN
Norah Jones
Offspring
Ozzy
Pearl Jam
Pink Floyd
Queen
Rancid
Santana
Simon and Garfunkle
Slash's Snakepit
Stabbing Westward
Stereolab
Sublime
The Beatles
The Cure
The Cult
The Doors
The Killers
The Mighty Mighty Bostones
The Postal Service
The Propellerheads
The White Stripes
Tool
Tori Amos
U2
Velvet Revolver
... and those singing cats (www.rathergood.com)

Movies:

In no particular order: Garden State, Basquait, ScarFace, Grind, Igby Goes Down, Way of the Gun, Boiler Room, Terminator2, Dirty Dancing, Empire Records, Usual Suspects, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Traffic, Blow, SNATCH, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Bend it like Beckham, The Sweetest Thing, What Women Want, XXX, Too Fast Too Furious, Twister, 12 Monkeys, 21 Grams, The Crow, The Godfather, The Way We Were, MOMENTO, The Wall, The Doors, Never Been Kissed, Very Bad Things, PCU, Love Actually. and now........MOVIES I HATED: Punch Drunk Love, About Schmidt, Pieces of April, and I'm beginning to think anything else ever released by focus films.

Television:

If you have not seen Wonderfalls I highly suggest you go to your local video store and pick up the dvd set. You will not be dissappointed, and if you are, then I don't know what you're doing on my friend list. Dead Like Me is also the shit. Oddly enough, both shows were created by the same guys and have been canceled. I am also a fan of Entourage, Family Guy, That 70's show, Nip/Tuck, and I do enjoy Big Brother.

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, The Fountain Head, She's Come Undone, The Sun Also Rises, Those Lovely Bones, Good in Bed, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept, Suicide Blonde, The Beautiful Losers, Lullabies for little criminals.

Heroes:

the makers of parachute pants,
every member of NORML,
the guy who invented Napster,
Pearl jam and everyone else who fought ticketmaster,
the talking baby in the quiznos commercials,
your mom

My Blog

Both Sides

Both Sides Nowby Joni Mitchell Rows and flows of angel hairAnd ice cream castles in the airAnd feather canyons everywhereI've looked at clouds that wayBut now they only block the sunThey rain and snow...
Posted by On the Blink on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:29:00 PST

Scared to sleep

Sometimes I'm just so scared to go to sleep.  I dont know what I'll dream and how I'll feel, who I'll be when I wake up.  So if I've somehow made myself OK, then I dont want to sleep an...
Posted by On the Blink on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:07:00 PST

Picture Perfect

I swear today fell off a postcard. The sky was the blue of a child's imagination with the clouds to match.  The kinda clouds you just want to curl up and nap in. But I napped in the car instead.&...
Posted by On the Blink on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:54:00 PST

If I appear to be MIA (missing in action, I am not Miami)

I'm working on  a reality show all month.  My schedule will be screwy.  12 hour days, 6 day weeks.  I dont know when I'll be off, or when I'll see any of you.  Dont be offende...
Posted by On the Blink on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

Youre never really ready

Sometimes you know you're about to snap.  You know something's coming to an  end, but no matter how hard you prepare, you're never really ready.  That was tonight.  The sad thing i...
Posted by On the Blink on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:06:00 PST

So much to say and not much to say

It's been a while since I last entertained my dear readers, so I feel that I should have a lot to say.  But oddly enough I find myself with nothing I can say.  Or will say.  Or remember...
Posted by On the Blink on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:54:00 PST

What a fucking day.

So I was supposed to go to court with my friend Chris this morning, to see if he would get thrown in jail.  I was debating not going.  I was seriously probably not going to go.  I had r...
Posted by On the Blink on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST

The Sickness

Apparently I currently have a condition that requires me to become insanely ill in rapid time every six to eight weeks.  This episode came along just in time for Christmas.  Aint that specia...
Posted by On the Blink on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:51:00 PST

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  Yeah, that's Russian for SOME PEOPLE SUCK. So I work with this girl from the Ukraine.  She's really funny, a great server and speaks really fucking good English.  Shit her English is...
Posted by On the Blink on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:32:00 PST

Can we get some icing on this cake?

I know moving back to Tennessee was the right idea.  Just like I knew leaving was the wrong idea.  But sometimes we HAVE to do things wrong to realize how to do them right.  And even th...
Posted by On the Blink on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST