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Jerrod

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About Me

.. First off, I am a slob. I have no urge what-so-ever to clean up unless the place is already clean. Then, oddly enough, even the clean gets dirty then I don't feel like cleaning. But I am improving greatly on this. I would love to meet someone who likes to clean! I have 4 cats right now. To me, that's not a lot. I grew up with lots of animals. At one point I had 4 cats, 2 dogs, two dwarf hamsters, a rat, an anole, a tree frog, 2 rabbits and a pool full of turtles and frogs and toads. Now I only have 3 cats and live in a 3 bedroom house. That is not a lot. I love video games. I love sex. I would love to somehow combine these two things but so far nobody I have dated takes any of my sexual fantasies seriously. That kind of bugs me. I think peoples problems give them spice and make them interesting. I love to cook. I would spend all the money in the world on kitchen and cooking stuff if I could. It's a definate addiction. On that same note, I love orange. I am slowly making everything in my kitchen orange. I go back and forth from being healthy to not caring. Because of that, my wieght yo-yo's a little bit. I love piercings and tattoos. I like short hair and bald heads. I like goates. I like muscley and toned men even though I am not either. I believe in monogamy if for no other reason than I wouldn't be able to deal with my boyfriend sleeping with someone else and I believe in fairness. So if he won't, I won't. I love Martini's.
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


79%

agnosticism


75%

Paganism


75%

Buddhism


67%

atheism


50%

Islam


46%

Hinduism


42%

Christianity


33%

Judaism


17%
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Yer mom. VDO games. Anime. Cooking. Dining. Dancing. Pets. Jerrod Frank Wilkins --
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I'd like to meet:

Someone who will clean up after my slob ass. Are there any naked maid services with guys out there? p.s. That won't steel my stuff? ..

Music:

Deeeeep house music. Meryn Cadell. Doc Martin. 80's new wave. Industrial. Most anything that I find good, really.

Movies:

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and her Lover. Legend. American Beauty. The Shipping News. Spirited Away. Princess Monanoke. The Emperors New Groove. The first Matrix. Drop Dead Gorgious. Heathers. Cloverfield.

Television:

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Dead Like Me. Six Feet Under. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The Family Guy. The Simpsons. Inuyasha. Futurama. (can we say Adult Swim?) Will & Grace (can we say Jack & Karen?) Carnivale. Charmed. Buffy, The L Word, Project Runway, Drawn Together. ..

Books:

The Dark Tower series. Running with Scissors. Dry. Harry Potter. The Sandman.

Heroes:

The Charmed ones... Paige, Pheobe, Piper and sometimes Pru. And Buffy. I wanna kick ass... like a girl. Oh well.

My Blog

True and right.

A friend either wrote this or found it somewhere... and it rings so true as I am fighting my way up from the depths of despair that I've found myself in.  Sometimes you really do need to reach th...
Posted by Jerrod on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:09:00 PST

Precious

I hate it when people do this.  They don't write the lyrics but they post them.  What's the point?  But this is the song that has been running through my head non-stop.  I hear it ...
Posted by Jerrod on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:02:00 PST

Death on the Highway

Just a quick note... I'm finally home.  A little sore.  Aaron, Nottie and I were driving home from a movie in Evergreen and just after the Wadsworth Exit while we were just chatting we were ...
Posted by Jerrod on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:58:00 PST

The Master Cleanse

So today I ended a very trying 10 days.  I decided to do the Master Cleanse, also known as The Lemonaid Diet.  It's a non-solid food cleanse to detoxify your body.  All you do is drink ...
Posted by Jerrod on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:12:00 PST

Top 10 ways to tell if you're a Christian

Top 10 ways to tell if you're a Christian 10) You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9) You fe...
Posted by Jerrod on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

My first attempt at a Country Western Song

An Amazing Day Woke up this morning, to a wonderful glow outside, there was wonderful snow outside, and right before Christmas. Woke up this morning, flurries a'scurry'ing about, nothing to worry abou...
Posted by Jerrod on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:25:00 PST

Freudian v. 2.0

I was thinking about the whole Freudian theory about the distant father and the over-bearing mother creating gay kids.  I can see where he got this theory but in my life it was a little different...
Posted by Jerrod on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:32:00 PST

Genital Shaving, Extreme Manscaping

Day 1:   Day 2 through 5  & which makes my inner thighs feel like Day 6 Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....
Posted by Jerrod on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:16:00 PST

Big Balls

I'm glad I have the balls to be in touch with my emotions...  and to be honest with those around me about them.  I wouldn't want my friends wondering what's up or being confused about where ...
Posted by Jerrod on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:38:00 PST

So Facking Sick of THIS!

So...  I get back from Vegas yesturday.  I was up about 30 or 36 hours before I got home.  I had sleep dep from hell and that makes me feel like I have the flu.  I had a great time...
Posted by Jerrod on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:47:00 PST