About Me
Who are we? We are fun, silly, serious, clean, dirty, warm, hot, cold, tepid, smooth, fuzzy, itchy, safe, dizzy, dangerous, tame, nervous, calm, wild, mild, wet, dry, wet again, soft, hard, and constantly keep each other laughing. We will never grow up (in our minds)! She: Can make a three minute egg in only one minute. He: can stand on one leg and rub his tummy AT THE SAME TIME! UPDATE: He can only stand on one leg and breathe at the same time. Still needs tummy rubbing practice. You are probably wondering what we look like. Would you believe that we are both dead ringers for the flying monkeys in "The Wizard of Oz"? New news...She has scientifically proven that Crazy Glue isn't actually crazy. It just has a strange disposition! Our favorite meal is salt. Our favorite dessert is green. One of titles that she answers to at work is instructor. One of the titles he answers to at work is "hey you". What are our aspirations? HMMM, we have sooo many. They are all written down on a large roll of paper towels using jumbo crayons. We'd love to start on another roll, any suggestions? UPDATE: We need another roll of paper towels (he keeps using them to wipe up his drool). ANOTHER UPDATE: Save the trees! She has placed a drool bucket under his chin. Also...The secret to getting to know us is by simply answering the question "Why is orange?" Believe it or not, we have never been pictured on a milk carton. Goldfish crackers hold the secret of life within them. We try to play nice with others! If you share your toys we might give you a smiley face sticker for your handlebar bell. We enjoy weaving baskets, however we have never been institutionalized (you believe us don't you?) One of our favorite past-times is having snowball fights....In the middle of July....In Florida. We also thoroughly enjoy watching paint dry! Don't forget to bring out the mushy peas! Speaking of mushy peas....UPDATE TIME!...She has finally (after decades of blood, sweat and tears) potty trained him! No more Depends! With the money that we saved by not having to buy Depends, we can now afford a designer drool bucket for him!
With all of the disasters happening around the world please don't forget that there are thousands of families that fell victim to Hurricane Katrina and are still homeless. The news stories and emergency government aid are long gone, but the need for help remains!
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