The Undynamic Pop Experiment

The Undynamic Pop Experiment was first formed with two lovelorn drunkards and one Christian rock drummer. Said drummer "This is not for Christ!" Said remaining members "Oh! but it is ALL for Christ!" Hence, two lovelorn drunkards became two forlorn band members with no rhythmic talent to undergird their dream. Casio entered and provided structure to such uninspired lyric ramblings about 'cars' and 'air-conditioners'. One night in concert before fellow drunkards one misanthropic saxophone player approached two forlorn members of T.U.P.E. and offered his talents. "But we need a drummer!" they said. "But you have a drummer" said saxophonist, referring to Casio rhythms (henceforth named Mr. Ferrari). All four - two forlorns, one misanthrope, one said Casio - slowly realized their shared interest in smart ass frat rock of the northwest region and the Dischord discography. We present the now-defunct T.U.P.E. Then, we were monkeys pining for an audience. We were green, at times cynical. That was then. Oh! but we were so sincere! ... FAST FORWARD ... We now play under other names and reside in separate states of this union: The Agrarians, Cincinnati Elite, Vincenzo Delfino. Listen to these. By now you have come to notice we have adulterated our initial sonic message. All three have made palatable what was once so timeless and testicular. Let us hope all three again find the balls to use an amp, scream contrapuntal melodies, and fall in spite of our sturdy constitution. How low have we risen? How soft do we fall?