KELSO

WELCOME TO THE KELSO PAGE. My name is Matt but my friends call me Kelso. I live in the Great Northwest in the land of the COUVE, Washington. I am a all around great guy who loves to make people laugh and have a blasty blast time. I am easy going and laid back if you know what I mean :) I am a conasuear of..I think thats how you spell it.. of Chips, Beer, Herb, and Meat. Typical Ogre Habits if you must know. I enjoy all kinds of activities and here are a few things I love. I adore football, fooseball, pool, air hockey, Connect Four, Stratego, Beer bonging, shotgunning cans of liquid, fishing, jetskiing, thumb wrestling, video games of all sorts, GTA4 to be presice, Chips again, BBQin, movies, camping, mountain biking, snowboarding, music, hot females with brown hair, fast cars,drifting, anime, jack black, Tenacious D, flying kites on a windy beach...but not too windy..ABI,also I love FRANCE! I am half French, half Polish Bear. I enjoy Drinking it up with the ones I love like my family and friends. So if your in the southwestern part of Washington and your a good person down to Earth looking for quality human being just ask around and someone is bound to know somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody that knows me, then your in, and we will get crunk and put it in the air wit the Don Juan of da Chron. So if you don't know me than you need to add me to your friend list because I'm as sweet as sugar, and I'm as addictive as crack is to Tyrone. So hit me up so we can kick it. I luv all souls. Except for those trick bitches who cross me and stab me in the back. No names are needed but you know who you are. You better know. 1 love son. PEACE OUT BITCHES