Life is challenging. Love is a touch. Reality is pain. Sex is the best pain. Writing is release. Music is a religion. Art is an advertisement of the soul. The Eyes are the portals to the soul. A touch or a look can change everything. A harsh word can hurt or fuel. A single person can change your existance in only a days time. Success is different for everyone. Nothing is unconditional. The heart is now replaceable. John Wood, philosopher and bullshit artist.
75 Random Questions:
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Do you have any pets? No, I miss little Maximus Decimus Meridius though!
What color shirt are you wearing? skin
Name three things that are physically close to you: air, fan, computer, the interwebs
What is the last book you read? So you wanna be a rock star by Jacob Slichter from Semisonic, you know their one big hit closing time
Are you or were you a good student? I showed up late more than on time and had a lot of time to try to figure out how to do stuff and not get caught
What's your favorite sport? Donkey Basketball, Ice Curling,
Do you enjoy sleeping late? It is a neccessity
What's the weather like right now? Hurricane conditions, Oh you mean here! It's overcast with a chance of thunderbolts
Who tells the best jokes? President Bush
What was the last thing you dreamed about? Being molested by a huge biker chick and world peace
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? I crash like every night yo! I have had no tickets or accidents in forever!
Do you believe in karma? Yeah, she lives in Aberdeen.
Do you believe in luck? I'm Irish so hell yeah!
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Over medium, or omeletted
Do you collect anything? If so, what? Dr. bills JK, gutiars and heartache JK JK movies JK mistakes JK I have a great collection of money, I just don't remeber where I left it. If you see it, please send it to me. thanks
Are you proud of yourself? Only after sex. JK Yes I am proud to be where I am.
Are you reliable? I'm like AAA
Have you ever given money to a bum? OK soapbox! I don't believe in giving money to people on the streets. We are in a land of opportunity, get off your ass and mow a lawn or something.
What's your favorite food? Salads
Have you ever had a secret admirer? Oh yes. you know who you are. Don't act like your not impressed!
Do you like the smell of gasoline? I love the smell of Diesel, like from a bus!
Do like to draw? I love to paint
What's your favorite invention? Airplanes, toilets, cars, computers, the interwebs
Is your room messy? No, but it's kind of small and can get there if you don't pay attention
What do you like better: oranges or apples? grapes
Do you give in easily? sometimes yes just because it's not worth the fight. Other times I will not give in at all. I have to really believe in it though. I believe there is a compromise for every situation
Are you a good guesser? Amazazing!
Can you read other people's expressions? Even over the phone!
Are you a bully? If you ask me that again I will kick your ass!!!
Do you have a job? Everyone has a job! Yes several and I even get paid for them too!
What time did you wake up this morning? Late, like 10
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? iced coffee
When was the last time you showered? about 2 hours ago. Usually once or twice a day. sometimes more. I like being wet! sorry too much info
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? Sunday, go to church then a picnic, then save some baby seals and rescue pets from the shelter and find a cure for cancer. Or maybe I will stay home, get drunk and watch TV?!
What's your favorite day of the week and why? Wednesday, it's hump day you know!
Do you have any nicknames? DIDK, Tae-Bo, Jake, Bigeye, Big Pop-pa, Big Sexy, Dork, Retard
Have you ever been scuba diving? Due to the graphic nature of this answer It has been requested by myspace that you ask for a personal email.
What's your least favorite color? denial
Would you ever go skydiving? It would only happen once with an abrupt stop at the end! Big people should not jump out of anything especially an airplane!
What toothpaste do you use? Agression
Do you enjoy challenges? Bring it on!!!
What's the worst injury you have had? broken heart, stabbed, broken bones, etc, the list is long!
What's the last movie you saw? Zoolander
What do you want to know about the future? When will Billy Mays get off the TV.
What does your last text message say? it says, can't get ahold of you call me immediately, urgent. It's like 4 months old, I should call back!
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? Tracy!!!
What's your favorite school subject? Archery and Assasination, oh and home economics
What's your least favorite school subject? Smexual Edumacation
Would you rather have money or love? yes please
What is your dream vacation? On tour with Family Force 5 and Nuerosonic
What is your favorite animal? Teddy Grahams
Do you miss anyone right now? Very much!
What's the last sporting event you watched? Olympics, fencing
Do you need to do laundry? uh yeah
Do you listen to the radio? sometimes when the cd player is broken. Is the engine broken?
Where were you when 9/11 happened? 7/11
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? I go ninja on their ass
Have you ever caught a butterfly? I miss you tonya!
What color are your bed sheets? the color of love
What's your ringtone? it's the tone on my phone when people call it makes music
Who was the last person to make you laugh? Crouton
Do you have any obsessions right now? Music
Do you like things that glow in the dark? only condoms
What's your favorite fruity scent? San Francisco
Do you watch cartoons? South Park and Family Guy
Have you ever sat on a roof? Yep when I was a kid If we were sitting on Gary's roof we could see Shelly sunbathing! Hoo yah!
Have you ever been to a different country? Merced CA
Name three things in the world you dislike: Corporate Americka, Stupidity, Gravity
Name three people in the world you dislike: Bush, her and that other girl
Has a rumor even been spread about you? Like butter on bread! I am the rumor king or so it seems and the black sheep o the family
Do you like sushi? Yes I like the fake sushi, the real stuff tastes like raw fish
Do you believe in magic? Mindfreak! Criss Angel is freakin awesome
Do you hold grudges? no they are too heavy!
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