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john

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About Me


john says:
i want to do somethin
Carl says:
Try a handstand
Carl says:
Start Skating again
Carl says:
Touch your nose
Carl says:
Eat a plate
Carl says:
Call Q and tell it W's harrassing you and watch some hilarious chaos unfold
Carl says:
Melt a rubber ducky with a frying pan
Carl says:
Make yourself a cow costume out of cotton wool and shoe polish

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

your mum

Music:

punk drumnbass and anything good

Television:

skins house scrubs topgear

Books:


Jack says:
heyy john lad
john says:
eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
john says:
bachelors chicken flavoured rice
john says:
panfried chicken breast
john says:
500ml of fosters and another fat spliff
Jack says:
i love u
Jack says:
steady now
john says:
lmao
john says:
steady nooow
Jack says:
lol
john says:
im gna be sayin that for time tonight
Jack says:
lol innit me 2 an i got a double block party tonite an all
john says:
schwiiin
john says:
oooh i forgot
john says:
i was eatin mah chicken
john says:
and then i looked out the window
john says:
and i shit you not
john says:
there was a a whole cooked chicken floating
john says:
so i went to pick it up and the string broke
john says:
string=lack of levitation
john says:
anyway
Jack says:
LMFAO
john says:
they sent down a piece of paper asking for it back
Jack says:
IMAL
john says:
so i sellotaped a nugget of my dinner
Jack says:
lmao
john says:
and they had a chunk out of it and sent it back down using
more sellotape with a piece of corriander
john says:
then i sent a pic of kelly brook topless from nuts
john says:
and then i nearly died
john says:
they sent a genuine photograph on real paper from kodak or something
john says:
of a fucking hyaaaaawge fat bird lying there naked with a shoewr hose
john says:
so i drew a cock on it and closed my window
john says:
the end
Jack says:
omg u have the best flat mates
john says:
iv never met her though
john says:
naomi flat t
Jack says:
wait it was a woman floatin a chicken
Jack says:
so thers a chicken on the floor now
john says:
and i cant reach it
Jack says:
lol
Jack says:
omg tell bex an livey that storey
Jack says:
*clivey
Jack says:
and then say jack ses bleugh at the end for the hell of it

Heroes:

colin stirling