I FUCKING LOVE OUTTAKE TV PROGRAMS THEY MAKE ME LAUGH TILL I'M WET.
Here are a couple of poems, written by my friends. THEY TELL YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
"RECOOPRECOOPRECOOPRECOOPRECOOPRECOOP!
Sleep when your dead!
Matty Matty... Lying in his bed
Matty Matty... Crying for some bread
Matty Matty... He's gone to hit the hay
Matty Matty... Had one to many J's
Matty Matty... Dreaming up some capers
Matty Matty... He reads the Sunday papers
Matty Matty... A lot of chocolate on his biscuit
Matty Matty... He's always been a misfit
Matty Matty... Locusts in his ears
Matty Matty... His beard is filled with tears
Matty Matty... In love with an apparition
Matty Matty... A deathly violent mission
Matty Matty... This is the last verse
Matty Matty... Waking is his curse
Matty Matty... Into the setting sun
Matty Matty... Rises! For his day has now begun."
by the Dixlew.
Oh Matthew I love you so,
When I see your face I want to say "Bo!"
How I look forward to seeing you smile,
And sing and dance with me for a while.
There is no more Matthew in film studies,
And now I have no creative writing buddies,
But you have not and will not be gone for long,
When you are home we can sing the llama llama duck song!
by the wonderful Miss Sarah Prescott
A series of works from the 2005/06 Collection, featuring pictures by Leslie Bassett, Christopher Dixon-Lewis, Richard Cox, Matthew Linnell and a special guest picture from Sarah Prescott:
This is the complete 2004/05 collection, featuring some works from the 2005/06 lot. Artists once again are Leslie Bassett, Christopher Dixon-Lewis, Richard Cox and Matthew Linnell. I'd just like to note that I didn't draw any of the portraits of me and Rich did the one of me wanking which just goes to show how sexual I must be when indulging in onanism.
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