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BASSMASTER

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About Me

ABSOLUTELY love to go fishing.i love playing guitar, hockey and also enjoy playing softball,frolf, tennis, hunting, partying, hangin with my family and friends, goin to my cabin. jag and capri suns are the best beverage's on this planet!!!I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY, A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY "OH SHIT I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, ASSHOLE."

My Interests

hockey playin guitar softball tennis golf frolf hunting fishing goin to my cabin hangin with good friends

I'd like to meet:

A MINNESOTA RECORD 8LB BASS!!!

Music:

2pac, acdc, aerosmoth, atmosphere, beatles, ben harper, bob dylan, bob marley, bone thugs, bruce springsteen, counting crows, damien marley, dave mathews band, dispatch, dre, eminem, foo fighters, goo goo dolls, green day, jack johnson, jimi hendrix, joe firstman, john mayer, johnny cash, jonny lang, kelly clarkson, korn, kotton mouth kings, led zepplin, limp bizkit, linkin park, lit, lucky boys confusion, metallica, mug b, nickleback, nin, nirvana, oar, oakenfold, ozzy ozbourne, pearl jam, phish, pink floyd, puddle of mudd, rage against the machine, rascal flatts, red hot chili peppers, sevendust, snoop, static x, steve miller band, system of a down, three 6 mafia, tom petty, u2, wallflowers, young money

Movies:

im gonna have to say my 2 all-time favorite movies are: DAZED AND CONFUSED SHREK 2

My Blog

still waiting

Waiting on an angel. One to carry me home. Hope you come to see me soon, cause I don't want to go alone, I don't want to go alone. Now angel won't you come by me. Angel hear my plea. Take my ha...
Posted by BASSMASTER on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:36:00 PST

THANKS MOM

When you were 15, your mom came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her...
Posted by BASSMASTER on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST

Tear Jerker

MY DADOne day. . . When you were 8 years old, your dad handed you an ice cream.You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons.You thanked him b...
Posted by BASSMASTER on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:26:00 PST